I know you were trying to be funny, but please remember that some of our members are not English as a first language people. They may or may not find that funny. Please try and keep your comments on topic and helpful, rather than jokes at the expense of the original poster. Thank you.
Now to try and give a little help, I have the Indiana Jones computer version of the game. I never had issues running it, but I did have issues with having to get the proper controller and all that. Did you google it? Or go to the game maker's website and check out their help or forums? I often find those the most helpful when I can't get a game running.