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Funny Lego insults

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:45 am
by Brickninja
I thought it would be fun to have a thread where people come up with funny Lego-related insults(hopefully not actually very insulting).
So, I'll start. * Someone steals my jellybean jar * "AAAAARGH!!! May you get Kreo for your birthday and megabloks for Christmas, May all your headlight bricks disappear right when you need them, and.... MAY YOU STEP ON A LEGO!!!!!"

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:52 pm
by Karalora
May all your 1 x 2 plates get stuck together in pairs!

May 10% of your collection spontaneously morph into Megablocks parts!

May the cat get ahold of your sig fig and swat it under the refrigerator!

May your next batch of blind-bag minifigs all turn out to be the one you don't want!

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:04 pm
by AK_Brickster
"BLOCKHEAD!"

"That idea was dumber than Galidor!"

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:07 pm
by Brickninja
May all your 4x8 plates get really really stuck(come on guys, you know what I mean, when it takes some MAD brick separator skills to get them apart) hard together in a stack!!!

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:26 pm
by Sir Erathor
"May your bricks turn white with stress!"

"You'll be seperated in a moment, just like my bricks!"

"May a horde of kids break into your LEGO room!"

I'm still trying to think of more! ;)

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:53 pm
by SSchmidt
May you spend the rest of your days sorting!

Ugh, I shudder at the thought!

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:37 am
by Redav
SSchmidt wrote:May you spend the rest of your days sorting!
May you change your sorting methodology.

May someone step on all your shields.

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:43 am
by animmortal
May your white bricks turn yellow with age.......

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:16 am
by Sir Erathor
May a kid chew on your bricks!

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:23 pm
by OverLoad
May all your torsos crack, and all your minifigure heads lose their grip!

Makes me cringe just thinking of it. :o

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:53 am
by theboywarrior
"I hope you decide to build a teal castle!"

"I guess God missed the misprinted head when he got to you!"

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:01 am
by Crazycrownieguy
"May you sit on your own moc"
"May your sorting bins come crashing down on you"

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:27 pm
by Purple Wolf
"You mega block brain!"

Purple Wolf :)

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:46 am
by LEGOFREAK
AK_Brickster wrote:"That idea was dumber than Galidor!"
:twitch: that.. that's just awful.


may all your minifigs get swapped out with jack stone.

may all your brick separators disappear

Let loose the Kragle!

May the cat mistake your sorting bins for the catbox.

I hope the dog eats your instructions

Re: Funny Lego insults

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:06 pm
by Athos
LEGOFREAK wrote:May the cat mistake your sorting bins for the catbox.
Yikes, I'd never really thought about that before... :shock: I've got a cat who likes to hide out in the Lego room...

Steve