Are Dragon's burning down your villages again?
Thousands of Barbarians threataning to take your woman and children?
Is the King coming with his Royal knights to take away you castle because you forgot to pay taxes?
No sweat here at BFG enterprises we aim to give you that edge that no one else in the world has, literaly.
We are a cutting edge, i am not gonna brag but we are about 500 years ahead of our time.
No one else has even thought of this idea, except maybe Leonardo Da Vinci and come on are you gonna believe that crazy guy.
We are only asking for a measly million gold coins, 1,000 cows, your Castle, your village, your wife (she's a nag anyways), your daughter and a pound of flesh but come on you can pillage and gain all that back in a matter of days (except for the nagging wife, you did not want her anyways).