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GC Dirty Escape

Postby Hayden. » Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:52 pm

My entry for GC Coronation!
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On the way back from the banquet, and on the way to questioning, Hayden, had had his armour and cloak stripped from him, and frogged marched to a tower. However, after seeing the garderobe, he felt a chance to escape. He convinced the guard to let him make a quick visit, as the Queen would not appreciate a soiled prisoner...
...However Hayden had no wish to go to the toilet, but rather through the toilet. Before the guard could stop him, he dived through the seat hole, and down the tube that lead out to the moat and freedom...
...After diving through the garderobe Hayden had failed to take into account, there was no tide in the moat to wash away whatever fell out of the chute. Hayden had fallen into a large pile of human waste.
Now Hayden may have been in a large pile of human waste, but he was free, so he turned and swam away, swimming deep to wash the worst of the filth off of him. Now he had to get back to his men, and raise the levy!
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby AK_Brickster » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:42 pm

HAHA! That ending suits you smelly Loreesi just fine! I doubt anyone back home will even notice your new aroma ;)

In all seriousness, I've been trying to figure out how to break my character out (killing guards seems to be a bit overdone at this point), and this had crossed my mind. You beat me to it though, and did a great job with the MOCs and the story! :D
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby Bricknave » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:08 pm

Hehe, a little humor goes a long way! I really like how you made your character look like he's swimming. :)
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby Tower of Iron Will » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:35 am

Definitely a more unique way of leaving a prison, but free is free, just ask Andy Dufresne...formerly of Shawshank Prison.
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby Aeridian » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:28 am

Clever. Rather stinky, and of course filthy, but hey, you're free. ;)
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby mpoh98 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:40 pm

Hahaha, very funny! :lol: At least he's free! Nice job!
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby Caelan » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:59 am

What a crappy way to escape :roflol: but clever though!
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby Sir Erathor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:00 pm

LOl! What an... interesting way to escape ;)
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Postby SSchmidt » Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:28 am

Some attendees got their noses brown with the queen in order to escape. But you sir, have taken it to a whole new level! :lol:
There have been some very average ways of escaping (sedate the guard, grab the key, kill another guard, steal a uniform, etc., etc.). However, this immediately stands out IMO, and is quite clever.

Very enjoyable good sir.
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