GC Dirty Escape
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:52 pm
My entry for GC Coronation!
For the Glory of Loreos!
On the way back from the banquet, and on the way to questioning, Hayden, had had his armour and cloak stripped from him, and frogged marched to a tower. However, after seeing the garderobe, he felt a chance to escape. He convinced the guard to let him make a quick visit, as the Queen would not appreciate a soiled prisoner...
...However Hayden had no wish to go to the toilet, but rather through the toilet. Before the guard could stop him, he dived through the seat hole, and down the tube that lead out to the moat and freedom...
...After diving through the garderobe Hayden had failed to take into account, there was no tide in the moat to wash away whatever fell out of the chute. Hayden had fallen into a large pile of human waste.
Now Hayden may have been in a large pile of human waste, but he was free, so he turned and swam away, swimming deep to wash the worst of the filth off of him. Now he had to get back to his men, and raise the levy!
For the Glory of Loreos!
On the way back from the banquet, and on the way to questioning, Hayden, had had his armour and cloak stripped from him, and frogged marched to a tower. However, after seeing the garderobe, he felt a chance to escape. He convinced the guard to let him make a quick visit, as the Queen would not appreciate a soiled prisoner...
...However Hayden had no wish to go to the toilet, but rather through the toilet. Before the guard could stop him, he dived through the seat hole, and down the tube that lead out to the moat and freedom...
...After diving through the garderobe Hayden had failed to take into account, there was no tide in the moat to wash away whatever fell out of the chute. Hayden had fallen into a large pile of human waste.
Now Hayden may have been in a large pile of human waste, but he was free, so he turned and swam away, swimming deep to wash the worst of the filth off of him. Now he had to get back to his men, and raise the levy!