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GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:52 pm
by Hayden.
My entry for GC Coronation!
For the Glory of Loreos!

On the way back from the banquet, and on the way to questioning, Hayden, had had his armour and cloak stripped from him, and frogged marched to a tower. However, after seeing the garderobe, he felt a chance to escape. He convinced the guard to let him make a quick visit, as the Queen would not appreciate a soiled prisoner...
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...However Hayden had no wish to go to the toilet, but rather through the toilet. Before the guard could stop him, he dived through the seat hole, and down the tube that lead out to the moat and freedom...
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...After diving through the garderobe Hayden had failed to take into account, there was no tide in the moat to wash away whatever fell out of the chute. Hayden had fallen into a large pile of human waste.
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Now Hayden may have been in a large pile of human waste, but he was free, so he turned and swam away, swimming deep to wash the worst of the filth off of him. Now he had to get back to his men, and raise the levy!
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Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:42 pm
by AK_Brickster
HAHA! That ending suits you smelly Loreesi just fine! I doubt anyone back home will even notice your new aroma ;)

In all seriousness, I've been trying to figure out how to break my character out (killing guards seems to be a bit overdone at this point), and this had crossed my mind. You beat me to it though, and did a great job with the MOCs and the story! :D

Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:08 pm
by Bricknave
Hehe, a little humor goes a long way! I really like how you made your character look like he's swimming. :)

Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:35 am
by Tower of Iron Will
Definitely a more unique way of leaving a prison, but free is free, just ask Andy Dufresne...formerly of Shawshank Prison.
-Tower

Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:28 am
by Aeridian
Clever. Rather stinky, and of course filthy, but hey, you're free. ;)

Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:40 pm
by mpoh98
Hahaha, very funny! :lol: At least he's free! Nice job!

Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:59 am
by Caelan
What a crappy way to escape :roflol: but clever though!

Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:00 pm
by Sir Erathor
LOl! What an... interesting way to escape ;)

Re: GC Dirty Escape

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:28 am
by SSchmidt
Some attendees got their noses brown with the queen in order to escape. But you sir, have taken it to a whole new level! :lol:
There have been some very average ways of escaping (sedate the guard, grab the key, kill another guard, steal a uniform, etc., etc.). However, this immediately stands out IMO, and is quite clever.

Very enjoyable good sir.