"It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest... I don't even exercise!"
"Do you know Aristotle? Plato? Socrates? Morons."
These go with ones that I have already made:
"Ah, but you see. I'm not left handed either."
"There are a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, 'twould be a pitty to damage yours."
-Lenny

