Dark Magic For Dummies
Most people think of war as gangs of men incased in metal bludgeoning each other to death with sharp, heavy objects. This method, admittedly, has been proven to work reasonably well, but there is a way that, with a little practice, you can achieve what most would find inconceivable: death visited by something other than a hard, pointy stick. The dimwits otherwise known as knights encourage the belief that such practice is cheating and foul. They are simply jealous.
This simple handbook will teach you everything you need to know about achieving your devious aims with Dark Magic (and getting some pretty entertaining results). Feel like knocking men to the ground with a simple wave of the hand? Sounds great! How about summoning an evil horde of undead warriors to do your bidding? Why not! Everything you need to know (and a lot of stuff you don't) can be found in this book. Read on!
Otherwise known as Phil
More to come as I think of how much Skfsaaahaidhornamagshahyauheiklahrhaszachk, otherwise know as Phil, can remember of his extensive career in evildoing.