Picture Captioning #6
- Bruce N H
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Lenny: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ... that I, Glencaer, was to carry Excalibur ... That is why I am your admin!
Bruce: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for running a website!
Bruce
Bruce: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for running a website!
Bruce
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- Villein
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Bruce: "but... but... Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. " (looks imploringly at Troy)
Lenster: "Be Quiet! Or I'll cancel your post!"
Troy: "You can't expect to wield supreme executive
power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
Lenster: "wanna bet? WATCH ME!"
Troy: "I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
Lenster: "Shut up, will you? Shut up!"
Ben (to Troy and Bruce): "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. "
Lenster: "Shut up!"
Ben(to crowd forming): "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! "
Lenster: "Bloody Gong Farmer!"
Ben (to crowd): "Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?"
Lenster: "Be Quiet! Or I'll cancel your post!"
Troy: "You can't expect to wield supreme executive
power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
Lenster: "wanna bet? WATCH ME!"
Troy: "I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
Lenster: "Shut up, will you? Shut up!"
Ben (to Troy and Bruce): "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. "
Lenster: "Shut up!"
Ben(to crowd forming): "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! "
Lenster: "Bloody Gong Farmer!"
Ben (to crowd): "Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?"
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- Peasant
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Richard Wagner's little known opera: Saga of the Hippie Volsungs (with excerpts from the Lego Edda)
Curtain rises on dawn over a peasants mobile hut with wagon parts strewn across the yard...
(half hour of long winded voice exercises ooohhh aaahhh etc.)
singing:
Iiiiihhh Hhhhhaaaaavvvvee munchieeees. Ssssooo many munchieeeeeess.
I must slaaaaaayyy some poooooorrrr chickeeeenn to saaaat-iiisfiiiiiiieee my bloooood craving. This carnaaaaalll blood craaaaaving.
Whats this I seeeeee? It is a sword plunged into this treeeeeeee. If I freeeeee it then I can eeeeeeat.
(with many apologies to Richard Wagner, Snorri Sterlson, and good taste,)
Curtain rises on dawn over a peasants mobile hut with wagon parts strewn across the yard...
(half hour of long winded voice exercises ooohhh aaahhh etc.)
singing:
Iiiiihhh Hhhhhaaaaavvvvee munchieeees. Ssssooo many munchieeeeeess.
I must slaaaaaayyy some poooooorrrr chickeeeenn to saaaat-iiisfiiiiiiieee my bloooood craving. This carnaaaaalll blood craaaaaving.
Whats this I seeeeee? It is a sword plunged into this treeeeeeee. If I freeeeee it then I can eeeeeeat.
(with many apologies to Richard Wagner, Snorri Sterlson, and good taste,)
There is no such thing as chaos in God's universe, there is only the lack of human understanding; our inability to see how the system works and interacts. --Avery Christy
- Lord_Of_The_LEGO
- Earl of Wells
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Lenny: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
*smashes LEGO sword into stone bridge of Khazad-Dum*
*LEGO sword falls apart*
Lenny: "Crap, I should have reinforced this thing with Technic beams!"
*smashes LEGO sword into stone bridge of Khazad-Dum*
*LEGO sword falls apart*
Lenny: "Crap, I should have reinforced this thing with Technic beams!"
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