Picture Captioning #6

Luís · Post by **Luís** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:29 am

Men! Now I know wath legos kniths can't move much.

Croaker · Post by **Croaker** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:00 pm

Seriously Dude, where's my horse?

Mr. D · Post by **Mr. D** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:43 pm

Other Person~ "What is that thing, a walking stick?"

Lenny ~ *Whack, whack, whack*

moom · Post by **moom** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:49 pm

Uhh... what do you mean with "I will vaporize you and your sword with my laser blaster"

With friendly greetings, M. Moolhuysen.

Post by **Bruce N H** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:36 pm

Lenny: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ... that I, Glencaer, was to carry Excalibur ... That is why I am your admin!

Bruce: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for running a website!

Bruce

brian · Post by **brian** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:29 am

You totally killed Ted you evil metal d**kheads!

lar · Post by **lar** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:10 pm

Bruce: "but... but... Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. " (looks imploringly at Troy)

Lenster: "Be Quiet! Or I'll cancel your post!"

Troy: "You can't expect to wield supreme executive
power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Lenster: "wanna bet? WATCH ME!"

Troy: "I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Lenster: "Shut up, will you? Shut up!"

Ben (to Troy and Bruce): "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. "

Lenster: "Shut up!"

Ben(to crowd forming): "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! "

Lenster: "Bloody Gong Farmer!"

Ben (to crowd): "Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?"

legodude101 · Post by **legodude101** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:10 am

Alright nobody move or the minifig gets it!!!

Um, you're holding a lego sword.

Still nobody move!

Right.

Legodude101

Bye

gul_avel · Post by **gul_avel** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:01 pm

Richard Wagner's little known opera: Saga of the Hippie Volsungs (with excerpts from the Lego Edda)

Curtain rises on dawn over a peasants mobile hut with wagon parts strewn across the yard...

(half hour of long winded voice exercises ooohhh aaahhh etc.)
singing:
Iiiiihhh Hhhhhaaaaavvvvee munchieeees. Ssssooo many munchieeeeeess.
I must slaaaaaayyy some poooooorrrr chickeeeenn to saaaat-iiisfiiiiiiieee my bloooood craving. This carnaaaaalll blood craaaaaving.
Whats this I seeeeee? It is a sword plunged into this treeeeeeee. If I freeeeee it then I can eeeeeeat.

(with many apologies to Richard Wagner, Snorri Sterlson, and good taste,)

Post by **rogue27** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:41 pm

Aragorn he is not, but his mom thought it was cute and snapped a quick photo.

Lord_Of_The_LEGO · Post by **Lord_Of_The_LEGO** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:51 pm

Lenny: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

*smashes LEGO sword into stone bridge of Khazad-Dum*

*LEGO sword falls apart*

Lenny: "Crap, I should have reinforced this thing with Technic beams!"