Richard Wagner's little known opera: Saga of the Hippie Volsungs (with excerpts from the Lego Edda)
Curtain rises on dawn over a peasants mobile hut with wagon parts strewn across the yard...
(half hour of long winded voice exercises ooohhh aaahhh etc.)
Iiiiihhh Hhhhhaaaaavvvvee munchieeees. Ssssooo many munchieeeeeess.
I must slaaaaaayyy some poooooorrrr chickeeeenn to saaaat-iiisfiiiiiiieee my bloooood craving. This carnaaaaalll blood craaaaaving.
Whats this I seeeeee? It is a sword plunged into this treeeeeeee. If I freeeeee it then I can eeeeeeat.
(with many apologies to Richard Wagner, Snorri Sterlson, and good taste,)
There is no such thing as chaos in God's universe, there is only the lack of human understanding; our inability to see how the system works and interacts. --Avery Christy