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by Sir Smittens » Thu May 06, 2004 7:36 pm
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Sir Smittens - Foot Soldier
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by gul_avel » Fri May 07, 2004 1:12 pm
As the dark shadow of the bionicle falls over the brave, stalwart, and aging knight, he thinks to himself, "Curse you players of Brickwars, have you no sense to use discression, to filter out players who enter such monstrosities into the games?"
The Bionicle, pretty much incapable of thought, simply has the theme song from the short lived 80's Saturday morning cartoon "Space High" running over and over in its feeble mind.
Aand d-d-d-dda-da-da-da-dats all folks.
The Bionicle, pretty much incapable of thought, simply has the theme song from the short lived 80's Saturday morning cartoon "Space High" running over and over in its feeble mind.
Aand d-d-d-dda-da-da-da-dats all folks.
There is no such thing as chaos in God's universe, there is only the lack of human understanding; our inability to see how the system works and interacts. --Avery Christy
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by Chancellor Erik » Fri May 07, 2004 6:33 pm
Rahkshi: Luke, I am your father!
Luke (the knight): Apparently looks don't run in the family...
Luke (the knight): Apparently looks don't run in the family...
Remember, when you reach for the stars, they're too far away and its hopeless. And even if you could, that would burn your hand clean off. - Wally, from Scott Adams' "Dilbert"
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by Commander Redbeard » Fri May 07, 2004 7:50 pm
**Knight wakes up** Captain! Captain! I have had a most horrible dream! There were jelly-bean knights and basketball fights, strange flying machines and policemen chase scenes,as well as strange white men on steel horses that flew! But the far worst of all, standing big and tall, was the ugliest dragon to ever take a fall! (I helped with that. Thank the great brick basic swords were still around.) But, **Sniff** Oh Captain my Captain, There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!!!! 
Sitting in a midnight glade
Firelight dancing off burnished blade
A Forestman sits
Wondering about the next day
But after three mugs of ale
Let it bring what it may.
Firelight dancing off burnished blade
A Forestman sits
Wondering about the next day
But after three mugs of ale
Let it bring what it may.
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by Sir Terrance » Fri May 07, 2004 11:05 pm
Knight: "You, you are the one that replaced us. You are the one that LEGO chose to make instead of us. You must be gone."
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by legodude101 » Sun May 09, 2004 2:42 am
Knight:I want my mommy!!!
Rahkshi:Wimp!
Knight:So.
Rahkshi:Get a life.
Knight runs away.
Rahkshi:Wimp!
Knight:So.
Rahkshi:Get a life.
Knight runs away.
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by LEGO_KNIGHT » Sun May 09, 2004 9:01 am
Rahkshi: Lets face it, kid. You're small and puny. Im big and strong! Hahaha...
Knight: Thats what you think. Well..Im worth more at Bricklink than you'll ever be.
Knight: Thats what you think. Well..Im worth more at Bricklink than you'll ever be.
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by coyote » Tue May 11, 2004 5:48 pm
Knight: Oh my God! They killed Technic!
From the off: You ba****ds!
From the off: You ba****ds!
When in doubt empty the magazine.
Never share a foxhole with someone braver then you are.
If you're short of everything except the enemy, you're in combat.
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
Never share a foxhole with someone braver then you are.
If you're short of everything except the enemy, you're in combat.
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
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by Robin Hood » Wed May 12, 2004 10:18 pm
Rahkshi: Your time is up, prepare to meet your melter.
Knight:Never! Castle shall never die.
Rahkshi: So you think.
Knight: So I know. For I have lasted fifteen years. You will last four. Look, I already see a crack on you.
Rahkshi: What! Where? I....aaaaaaa
Knight:Never! Castle shall never die.
Rahkshi: So you think.
Knight: So I know. For I have lasted fifteen years. You will last four. Look, I already see a crack on you.
Rahkshi: What! Where? I....aaaaaaa
I build, therefore I am.
Brave words coming from a guy called grapenuts.
Brave words coming from a guy called grapenuts.
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by Rubberchickenknight » Mon May 17, 2004 3:18 am
Knight:What are you going to do, hiss at me?
Rakshi:HHHHHIIIIIISSSS!!!!
Knight:You can't intimidate me
Rakshi:HHHHHIIIIIISSSS!!!!
*Knight stabs rakshi on the foot*
Rakshi:OOOh stubbed my toe on a knight
Rakshi:HHHHHIIIIIISSSS!!!!
Knight:You can't intimidate me
Rakshi:HHHHHIIIIIISSSS!!!!
*Knight stabs rakshi on the foot*
Rakshi:OOOh stubbed my toe on a knight
"When you are wrestling for possession of a sword, the man with the handle always wins." - Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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