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Postby timber_wolf899 » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:50 pm

I believe that the crown knights have no chance against the orcs due to vastly superior orc technology. Orc technology is more than a thousand years ahead of the crownies. You can see this in the MM recon dropship's use of the same projectile employed by the troll battle wheel.

One can only conclude that leftover orc missiles were found, and employed by the MM team due to their vastly superior quality, even at that future time.
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Postby Sir Dano » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:54 pm

You're forgetting the fact that "Orc Missiles" were purchased from the Bulls. :wink: And we all know what happened to them...
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Postby Danielas » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:49 pm

That or maby the mars mission design team was looking for a cool design and saw that those, with a little modding(Wait! A LOT of modding) would look cool for there fighters!
Needless to say they had to do a lot of interior work on the missiles so they wouldn't be duds!
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Postby HenrytheV » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:39 pm

sir dano wrote:You're forgetting the fact that "Orc Missiles" were purchased from the Bulls. :wink: And we all know what happened to them...


They got discontinued. :shock: Even though the Bulls had a strangle-hold on the siege weapon market, they were destined to be outdated by horse mounted catapults. After all, how do you compete with something that is so easy to transport? :roll:

On Topic: I don't think the Orcs are that smart in and of themselves. They are more like a force that overpowers the enemy with sheer numbers.

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Postby Danielas » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:46 pm

HenrytheV wrote:
sir dano wrote: They are more like a force that overpowers the enemy with sheer numbers.

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That and maby the Orks stole the missiles from the Elves!
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Postby Voran_the_Scholar » Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:46 pm

I think this the missiles are all a bunch of Bull crap (pun intended :wink: ). I mean, come on: THEY'RE TIPPED WITH RUBBER...
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Postby Danielas » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:05 pm

Voran_the_Scholar wrote:. I mean, come on: THEY'RE TIPPED WITH RUBBER...

Thats so that those nice orcs don't hurt any body......Wait! There trying to hurt people!
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Postby King of the West » Sat May 03, 2008 8:08 pm

Maybe its not rubber. Maybe its some sort of explosive! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Blue Head » Sat May 03, 2008 9:58 pm

Maybe they really melt it before they fire it, so that it sticks to their enemy. It's just our mere human minds cannot understand the plasticine tactics. :twisted:

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Postby Voran_the_Scholar » Sun May 04, 2008 1:12 am

Blue Head wrote:Maybe they really melt it before they fire it, so that it sticks to their enemy. It's just our mere human minds cannot understand the plasticine tactics. :twisted:

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Plasticine? Nice word, Blue!
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Postby Heir of Black Falcon » Sun May 04, 2008 6:16 am

I seriously remodel the silly missile items of the orcs when I get them. It seems very out of place to me. The tower missile devises as well. What was TLC thinking. At least in the 2007 sets they made an attempt to make them look like something of a weapon. The tower launchers are just odd.

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Postby JoshWedin » Sun May 04, 2008 12:44 pm

HenrytheV wrote:
sir dano wrote:You're forgetting the fact that "Orc Missiles" were purchased from the Bulls. :wink: And we all know what happened to them...


They got discontinued.


Actually, according to this book, they got poo dropped on their heads and got thrown in prison. Some time later, they got discontinued. Kind of sad really.

Hapless as they were, I always did like the Bulls.

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Postby Bandit » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:38 pm

The Orcs may have awesome siege weapons, but let's talk literally, here! The Orcs don't have a castle, all of their siege weapons are made of wood, which means that they will burn. A flick of a torch and BAM- their warship is up in flames!
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Postby THESENATE » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:23 pm

Skeletons will win! There's too many of them. And they have the evil wizard of doom and gloom, plus all the dragons, and they caught that wierd princess, I guess they are probably holding her for ransom.
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Postby Voran_the_Scholar » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:08 am

Bandit wrote:The Orcs may have awesome siege weapons, but let's talk literally, here! The Orcs don't have a castle, all of their siege weapons are made of wood, which means that they will burn. A flick of a torch and BAM- their warship is up in flames!


Eh...not really. It would take more than a flick. More like a prolonged holding of the torch against the side.

And with that note, I shall dissipate.

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