COP: "Excuse me sir, I hope you know that there is a legal size limit on the length of your blade?"
KNIGHT: "Begone from me you strangely attired vagabond, I am on the King's business. Take your loud steed and return back to whatever foul pit you crawled from or I will have at thee."
COP: "Alright, buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to step down off the horse."
KNIGHT: "Heareth not what I say to you, begone!"
COP: "Listen, you fairy nut, you're comin down off that horse and you're comin with me to the station two ways, one easy and one real easy. You get my drift?"
KNIGHT: "Do you challenge me? By the honor of my lord and..."
COP: "Thats it you fruitcake!"
*sprays pepper spray in his face*
There is no such thing as chaos in God's universe, there is only the lack of human understanding; our inability to see how the system works and interacts. --Avery Christy