Christmas Game 08

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lectured FirebenderDude2 on the use of tenses. This caused him to
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Attempt to bring this thread back on topic. ;)

Meanwhile, Santis Clause helped Sir Methuselah back to his feet, saying...
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"Your getting too old for this sort of thing." In the meantime one of the elves pulled out a...
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Cup of hot chocolate saying, :Here Sir Methusela, have a nice warm drink." But what everyone didn't know, was that the drink was poisoned! As the Elf gave the cup to Sir Methusela...
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A man screamed out "Don't drink that!" before another elf stabbed him through the chest and ate his inner organs. Sir Methuselah, not hearing the man's screams, drank deeply from the cup. Later that evening, while all was quite, not a mouse was stirring, came through the fire a man of great courage, for he was here to...
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THREE MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...Scream throughout the halls "THREE MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!" Once the man had done that, he left the house and walked off into the night. Meanwhile...
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...Brave Sir Anthony, the merry protagonist of this story, found himself through a series of unlikely events atop a big white mountain at the end of the world. There he caught sight of a...
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A yeti that shouted; "TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!" Sir Anthony then...
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...went into a frenzied flurry of Christmas shopping as he realized he had promised Will Scarlet to buy the whole new Pirate line for Robin Hood who...
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Maedhros wrote:...went into a frenzied flurry of Christmas shopping as he realized he had promised Will Scarlet to buy the whole new Pirate line for Robin Hood who...
... was already planning to steal them from Toys'R'Us and devide them among the poor, who in his opinion really needed this brand new pirates line, in order to...
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...not only have a wonderful Christmas but also to put them into en-largener machines that make the things really big so that they can kill each other and Robin Hood can be the only one with toys :lol: . However, every time they enlarge something...
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one of them would disappear. Soon enough the machine went missing and they couldn't control the disappearance of themselves. It turns out the unfaithful elves had stolen the machine to make themselves into huge, hideous...
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...Green-Hippy-Dancing-Super-Monkies-of-Doom! Also known as GHDSMDs.

((Now back to Sir Anthony))

Exhausted from his shopping spree and the huge havoc that it had caused, Sir Anthony...
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...Sat down on a rock. "Ouch!" Said the rock. Sir Anthony jumped up and looked behind him to find a a red rock monster named...
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...Anders-Pär, the Destroyer of Tiny Teensy Little Snowmen, a nickname he had gotten for his...
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