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Postby Rubberchickenknight » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:55 am

, however, was cyan. The sword was
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Postby footsteps » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:00 pm

Limping along the road to the realm of the Black Falcons, brave Sir Anthony was all of a sudden struck speechless by fear upon the sight of a contingent of KKII knights trundling up the road in their brightly hued armour.

He had never seen anything so bizzarre, the moonlight reflecting of their rainbow-coloured garments; baby blue, bright red, purple of all colours. In their arms they each carried a chicken drumstick, which they were carrying away as tributes from the Black Falcons, defeated in a war the previous year. Unfortunately, by the time they would reach their land, the drumsticks would be toast. And not the kind that is fresh from the toaster, dripping with butter, and soothing to the palate. Rather, they would be the hard, cold, crumbly kind inexplicably popular with residents of the distant British Isles.

Undaunted by the uselessness of their bounty, these knights sang a merry tune and marched along lightly, until Sir Methuselah the Tipsy stumbled onto the road ahead. On his back, Sir Methuselah the Tipsy carried a backpack full of gems he stole from the Forestmen,but then suddenly the KKII knights noticed Sir Anthony and Sir Methuselah staring at them. So they fled with terror. If one thing was evident from their juniourised armour it was that these guys weren't fully equipped for battle. Stuck between Anthony and Methuselah, they jumped off the road and into the depths of the marsh nearby. Sir Anthony engaged in a bawdy song about female troll shamans.

Sirs Anthony and Methuselah were very happy seeing their friend Sir Doesn'tlikemegablocksalot walking toward them carrying a dreary suit of grey armour, that scared the rainbow knights away, and a dreary brown bow, which scared the birds away.

Then something moved in the undergrowth. It was a big pink cat with a sword on it's back. It's tail, however, was cyan. The sword was
secured with a leather halter, and the cat wore jewelled boots on it's hind legs.

"Good ev'ning, fine gentlemen," purred the feline swordmaster. "My name is Inigo Montoya de la Puss'n Boots." With a gentle caress of his whiskers, he continued, "May I be so bold as to ask: how many fingers do you have on your right hand?"

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Postby Rubberchickenknight » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:22 pm

proclaimed that they each had two per hand. The cat
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Postby Brik Masta » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:14 am

stared questioningly and said, "...huh?"

Then he showed them his movable, jointed fingers. In response Sir Anthony, Sir Methuselah, and the KK2 knights...
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Postby Rubberchickenknight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:28 am

merced the cat and sold his pelt to
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Postby Remyth » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:55 am

Rubberchickenknight wrote:merced the cat and sold his pelt to


a wandering salesman who was mugged by a raccoon. The raccoon didn't like the pelt and
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Postby Robin Hood » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:06 am

Remyth wrote:
Rubberchickenknight wrote:merced the cat and sold his pelt to


a wandering salesman who was mugged by a raccoon. The raccoon didn't like the pelt and


...gave it to his wife for their wedding anniversary, which was a month ago. The wife, not caring for it, threw it away, and kicked her husband out of the tree, and onto a...

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Postby Brik Masta » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:20 pm

traveling forestman, who in turn ran hysterically about til he bumped into Sir Methuselah. Then Sir Methuselah...
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Postby Rubberchickenknight » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:11 pm

, after hearing the Forestman's story,
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Postby doodstormer » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:03 pm

...was still a little tipsy, and promptly fell over into a patch of mushrooms. The forestmen, still in shock and somewhat bewildered...
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Postby Sir Dano » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:18 pm

...turned around to see a green dragon standing behind him, holding a...
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Postby doodstormer » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:18 pm

...keg of ale. The dragon offered a drink to the Forestmen, one of which promptly fainted on top of Sir Methuselah. The Forestman hesitantly obliged, but...
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Postby Rubberchickenknight » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:26 am

but started retching because it was Dwarven ale. The green dragon
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Postby Sir Dano » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:40 am

Ate the Forestman for offending his host, then flew away and...
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Postby Elephant Knight » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:51 am

...Ate the entire KK2 population for being so hard on the dragon's eyes. Turning around, the Dragon saw...
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