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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:06 pm
by Voran_the_Scholar
Mutant Monster Killer Reindeer! The MMKR immediately...

OMG! The crazy monkey ate my sandwich again!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:39 am
by Hob Took
...screamed out to the world and the heavens above "YOU ARE ALL INSANE." The MMKR equipped himself with a shiskabob, jetpack, and fire-extinguisher for the daunting task of...

-Hob Took

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:12 am
by Voran_the_Scholar
...Cleansing the world from all Miracle Whip products! His accomplice...

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:23 am
by Foamrider
Captain Baron Von Strudel, who quickly made a batch of muffins that demanded...

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:30 am
by Brik Masta
to be fed to the King Dragon atop Fire Brick Mt. So Lucy Mc'Brave of Scotland was hired to do so. The only problem...

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:46 am
by JoshWedin
Brik Masta wrote:to be fed to the King Dragon atop Fire Brick Mt. So Lucy Mc'Brave of Scotland was hired to do so. The only problem...
was that McBrave was anything but brave. After spotting the Fire Brick Mountain, Lucy ran screaming into the night and required years of therapy. The task was taken up by....

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:18 pm
by Elephant Knight
Sir Methusela, who rode his horse towards..

(I thought this was supposed to be a CASTLE Christmas game!)

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:42 pm
by JoshWedin
Elephant Knight wrote:Sir Methusela, who rode his horse towards..

(I thought this was supposed to be a CASTLE Christmas game!)
...the mountain with the tray of Christmas muffins balanced atop his helmet.
The way was long and arduous. The muffins smelled so good. The mountain loomed in the distance. The.....

(It was also supposed to be about Christmas...has that been in there much? ;) )

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:49 am
by Brik Masta
temptation of the muffins began to overcome him, but no he mustn't...*munch munch munch*. Then suddenly the mountain shook violently and...

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:32 am
by Aliencat
...erupted into a violent wave of dark knights on skeleton horses with santa hats on...

(we do need some christmas in there)

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:18 pm
by Brik Masta
and bells hook to their hooves. Just as Sir Methuselah had lost all hope, Santis Clause appeared bearing...

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:12 pm
by Maedhros
...his deeply feared GRAMMAR-MACE with which he smote those who dared misspell his name. Flanking him were his ever-vigilant squires Relative Clause and Consecutive Clause who...

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:59 pm
by FirebenderDude2
went about belaying all with their JO-STICKS-OF-PROPER-ENGLISHNESS while Santa's riendeer, Consonant, Vowel, Verb, and Noun...


((Too late for me to join or not? :? ))

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:18 pm
by Aliencat
FirebenderDude2 wrote:went about belaying all with their JO-STICKS-OF-PROPER-ENGLISHNESS while Santa's riendeer, Consonant, Vowel, Verb, and Noun...
...Decided unanimously that it was too late for FirebenderDude2 to join in. The fact that saved FirebenderDude2 was that no one ever listens to them, because of...

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:42 pm
by FirebenderDude2
The fact that they all speak only the kind of words they are named after. Then, Jack "Frost" Pronoun comes and...