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Castle Caption #1

Postby SavaTheAggie » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:37 am


Welcome to Castle Caption #1!

For those of you who are familiar with the original Classic-Castle Picture Captioning, this is a bit different. There are no final votes, there is no "best caption." This is just for fun for fun's sake.

Choose any, all, or none of the above speech bubbles, in any order, and write your own caption.

Either click the above picture to add a caption on Flickr, or reply and add it here.

Have fun!


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Postby outcast » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:47 am

II to III-

"Aargh, we're being attacked by cavemen!!!"


II to III-

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Postby CastleLord » Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:36 pm

II Excuse me mylord, but what savages are these knights?
III I don't know maybe they are just robbers?
I Hey we are not savages we are the old knights.
IIII Yes that is true indeed.

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Postby Elephant Knight » Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:55 pm

I: Give us our yellow castle back!
II: Did he just say "Yellow" castle?
III: If he did, then why are we trying to keep them out? Yellow is NOT a color for a castle. It would hurt my eyes too much to look at it all the time.
IV: I heard that!

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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby LEGOFREAK » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:26 am

1. Ok are you the jokers with the catapults on everything?!?!
2. Omigosh - he has us confused with the Jelly Bean Knights!
3. We aren't the knights you're looking for *waves hand..
4. These aren't the Knights we're looking for.
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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby Maedhros » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:28 am

II: What do you mean I go first? You've got the armour!
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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby Brik Masta » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:31 pm

IV: Prepare to be hung by your fancy accessories!
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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby BrianofBrick06 » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:56 pm

II The olive branch did not work as well as you thought sir, i guess the new line has been a bit too successful!...
III Where is the king when you need him?!? He is in virtually every set, but now... no, ugh!..
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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby Seikfreid » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:50 pm

2. Uhhh... maybe this is just how they say hello.
3. I think I just wet my armor.
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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby Hurricane » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:23 am

1. We are the clone visor knights, give us your castle or we shall call our cousins and they shall deal with you swiftly.
2. Sir Kyndar I think we should listen to him.
3. Oh dont be absurd, of course hes bluffing. Star Wars wont be invented for another 300 years.
4. Uh... did he just break the fourth wall?
1. Who knows, with all their catapaults he easily could have...
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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby Luís » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:28 am

"I- One should wonder why thee are here. Why is thoust helmet void of plumes?
II- I told you that we shouldn't visit a odd coloured castle, but noo, you just had to come and ask for money.
III- You'd think they're rich with they're golden castles and high prices!
IV- (to companion) And thou still wonder why we stand out.
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Re: Castle Caption #1

Postby Vilmar » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:11 pm

(III) Crownies! Tonight we dine in the toy box!
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