if you were to give an Element to each knight

cactus_master · Post by **cactus_master** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:22 am

for philosiphy's sake, what element could one assign to each knight?
red would definately be fire
and black would definately be darkness
but green: water? wind? earth? poison? acid?
blue: ice? water? light? that shield makes it look like lightning
purple:.................................clueless
so put in what u think would work.

Dragon Master · Post by **Dragon Master** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:35 am

Since when is "darkness" an element

Elements are Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water, only four.

Unless you count the periodic table: hydrogen, gold, cobalt...jojonium, wiliseride, hoffmanite...etc.

DM

Green Fox · Post by **Green Fox** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:38 am

It is my duty as a magic: the gathering fan to inform you that darkness is a common element, despite not being an actual one.

Daimyo · Post by **Daimyo** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:27 pm

Listen up... KK2 knights are not elements. If they were, they would be called Bioniknights. The KK2 knights and sets suck completely and mercilessly. If you say that they are cool and the best Lego ever, you may be subject to "The Visit."

Darth Duck · Post by **Darth Duck** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:12 pm

I can't come up with decent "elements", but i have found some good "powers"

Vladek=Death
Blue Dude=Water
Green Dude=Earth
Red Dude=Fire
Purple Dude=Beets

Listen up... KK2 knights are not elements.

Neither are Earth, Wind, Fire and Water but you don't seem to be correcting that.

If they were, they would be called Bioniknights.

Or they'd still be called KK2

The KK2 knights and sets suck completely and mercilessly.

I've found a few redeeming qualities to some of the knights and sets.

If you say that they are cool and the best Lego ever, you may be subject to "The Visit."

No one's said that. And if they do, what right have you to judge?

wlister · Post by **wlister** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:33 pm

Daimyo considers it his job to add the occasional slam, those of us who have been here a while are used to it. Now isn't it just a little more amusing if the logic of his slam is off a bit, I certainly think so.

Take it for what it is and don't be too serious here, many of my attempts at humor haven't worked either. KKII does rot in the leavings of mortals though.

Will

cactus_master · Post by **cactus_master** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:45 pm

fire water earth and wind are only the traditional elements (yes they are elements, darth everything in the world is made of them. mostly earth, (though)). go ahead and throw in sub-elements like lightning ice light dark wood metal etc...

daimyo, if you hate KK2 so much, why do u spend so much time commenting on it?

beets are not a power. think purple. COUGHLIGHTNINGCOUGH
real lightning is clearly not yellow anyways

thank u everyone for what we have so far.
except for daimyo

i dont want ANY periodic elements. no hydrogen knights.

get creative
but no more vegetables

Post by **Formendacil** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:53 pm

Well, since I would never assign them elements (I take them apart, so I reassign them anyway.) And since I can't think of any serious suggestions, here we go:

Black: Dirt
Red: Rhubarb
Purple: Eggplants
Green: Beans
Blue: Robin eggs.
King: Plastic
Shadow Knight: More dirt
Guardian: Baling twine.

Any most ideas?

cactus_master · Post by **cactus_master** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:01 pm

dont post unless you have something COMPLETELY serious to say. understood? understood.
im thinking instead of exact elements
red knight=heat
blue knight=cold
green knight=earth
purple=lightning
black=darkness

Post by **Formendacil** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:11 pm

I was completely serious (well, not completely...), but I get the point.

I still think that Vladek (aka: black) should have dirt as his element. And that's not just a joke. Check out the Bionicles.

Green Fox · Post by **Green Fox** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:53 pm

You will have trouble making a serious KK thread without it turning into a KK hate one.

doctorsparkles · Post by **doctorsparkles** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:28 pm

I'm not a big fan of earth, wind, water and fire being considered elements... maybe that's just the scientist in me... but if I were to assign elements to each knight:

Green: Earth
Light Blue: Wind/Air
Purple: Water
Red: Fire

Make Vladek and his henchmen death, or shadow, or whatever.

cactus_master · Post by **cactus_master** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:46 pm

thx doctor sparkles. doesnt that light blue look very windy/airy? the purple doesnt quite look watery, but since its the only one left then it might as well be.
however, for my story, ive decided to have
red: complete and infinite control over heat in a limited space
blue: complete and infinite control over cold in a limited space
green: transfering energies between characters
purple: psychic stuff (but to conjuring like pyrokinesis)

Post by **Formendacil** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:47 am

cactus_master wrote:thx doctor sparkles. doesnt that light blue look very windy/airy? the purple doesnt quite look watery, but since its the only one left then it might as well be.
however, for my story, ive decided to have
red: complete and infinite control over heat in a limited space
blue: complete and infinite control over cold in a limited space
green: transfering energies between characters
purple: psychic stuff (but to conjuring like pyrokinesis)

Well, I agree that Sir Barbie-alot is an airhead, and Sir Purple-Pants is quite watered-down.

Complete and infinite control?

They cease to be knights. They are now wizards. (or in the case of Sir Poisonous Ivy, aka Greenish, lizards.)

Sorry if that isn't serious, but this sort of topic can only really lead to either funniness or ranting and raving. I'd rant and rave, but it isn't that funny.

Daimyo · Post by **Daimyo** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:15 am

cactus_master wrote:fire water earth and wind are only the traditional elements (yes they are elements, darth everything in the world is made of them. mostly earth, (though)). go ahead and throw in sub-elements like lightning ice light dark wood metal etc...

daimyo, if you hate KK2 so much, why do u spend so much time commenting on it?

beets are not a power. think purple. COUGHLIGHTNINGCOUGH
real lightning is clearly not yellow anyways

thank u everyone for what we have so far.
except for daimyo

i dont want ANY periodic elements. no hydrogen knights.

get creative
but no more vegetables

Tyco KK2-lovin hippy

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