Picture Captioning #10
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KK knight: "Timmy, how many times do we have to tell you, two wrongs don't make a right!"
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As the cruisader slowy took off the helment of the easily defeated Valdek, the other two readyed themselves to kill him. but as the face appeared it was not some stupid looking jellybean but, TIM!
Forestmen: Tim we thought you were dead, how could you take such a revolting form. Even death is better than this!
KK1 soilder: You weren't such a bad fellow. You were an ok head, you came with a few good sets, why Timmy, why?
Timmy: Because, no one ever appreaicated me, everyone thought that I was stupid looking. So I took the best of the dudes, killed him and took his cool armor.
Crusader (shaking his head): Tim, Tim, tim...........
Forestmen: Tim we thought you were dead, how could you take such a revolting form. Even death is better than this!
KK1 soilder: You weren't such a bad fellow. You were an ok head, you came with a few good sets, why Timmy, why?
Timmy: Because, no one ever appreaicated me, everyone thought that I was stupid looking. So I took the best of the dudes, killed him and took his cool armor.
Crusader (shaking his head): Tim, Tim, tim...........
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It looks like Lego has stopped producing any head but Timmy's along with the classic grays.
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Timmy: So what are we doing again guys?
Black Falcon: We're just burning a live effigy.
Timmy: What's an effigy?
Forestman: It's a, um, a party, yes, a party.
Timmy: *clapping* I love parties!
Knight Kingdom: So do I Timmy. Who has the matches?
Black Falcon: I do.
Forestman: Excellent... Put on the helmat and let's get this 'party' going.
Black Falcon: We're just burning a live effigy.
Timmy: What's an effigy?
Forestman: It's a, um, a party, yes, a party.
Timmy: *clapping* I love parties!
Knight Kingdom: So do I Timmy. Who has the matches?
Black Falcon: I do.
Forestman: Excellent... Put on the helmat and let's get this 'party' going.
A man walks into a bar....
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Crusader: Now, we shall know who is the evil that was upon us.
Forestman: Timmy! I dont belive is you the one!
Timmy: Guys, it was Vladek who put me in this armor, realy.
KKI: No Timmy, it isn't wort to lie. Not even Vladek wod be stupid at that point.
Timmy: Alright, I've done it. But I wanted do be noticed, so I steeld this armor to Vladek to impress you, because I wanna be like you. I'm sorry .
Crusader: Dont cry Timmy, you are only a kid. We forguive you.
Timmy: Thanks evryone.
Forestman: Timmy! I dont belive is you the one!
Timmy: Guys, it was Vladek who put me in this armor, realy.
KKI: No Timmy, it isn't wort to lie. Not even Vladek wod be stupid at that point.
Timmy: Alright, I've done it. But I wanted do be noticed, so I steeld this armor to Vladek to impress you, because I wanna be like you. I'm sorry .
Crusader: Dont cry Timmy, you are only a kid. We forguive you.
Timmy: Thanks evryone.
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Black Falcon: "so timmy -- you're our secret weapon to beat the evil crusaders !"
Forestman: "Horray, go and kill them all !"
-after a short break-
Timmy: "are the crusaders REALY mean ? Haven't they been allways nice and good ? Allways defending the poor ?, ..."
Knight Kingdom: " *Ahh, hmm, echm* - no - now go!"
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Forestman: "Horray, go and kill them all !"
-after a short break-
Timmy: "are the crusaders REALY mean ? Haven't they been allways nice and good ? Allways defending the poor ?, ..."
Knight Kingdom: " *Ahh, hmm, echm* - no - now go!"
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Black Falcon: Ok, remember Timmy, all you have to do is march into the Vladek council chamber and propose our idea to the council members.
Forestman: Oh Lord!! Does he even remember our plan?!?
Knight: Ok! Focus here Timmy!! Try and convince the council members that it would be in their best interest to leave their lands as quickly as possible.
Timmy: But what if they...
Black Falcon: Do this Timmy, and you’re in.
Forestman: Oh Lord!! Does he even remember our plan?!?
Knight: Ok! Focus here Timmy!! Try and convince the council members that it would be in their best interest to leave their lands as quickly as possible.
Timmy: But what if they...
Black Falcon: Do this Timmy, and you’re in.
Black Falcon: "Timmy????"
Forestman: "I was sure we killed you already in the 2nd picture captioning"
KK: "It's like Kenny in Southpark, Timmy dies in every picture captioning again and again"
Timmy: "What do you mean dies?"
(Black Falcon throws the helmet on Timmy's head, a bump heard and Timmy dies until the next picture captioning)
Forestman: "Oh my God, you killed Timmy"
KK: "You bustered"
Forestman: "I was sure we killed you already in the 2nd picture captioning"
KK: "It's like Kenny in Southpark, Timmy dies in every picture captioning again and again"
Timmy: "What do you mean dies?"
(Black Falcon throws the helmet on Timmy's head, a bump heard and Timmy dies until the next picture captioning)
Forestman: "Oh my God, you killed Timmy"
KK: "You bustered"
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Re: Picture Captioning #10
(With apologies to Rudolph)
Timmy the Time Cruise nightmare
Had a very freckled nose.
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it blows.
All of the other AFOLs
Always laughed and called him names.
They never let poor Timmy
Play in any BrikWars games.
Then one dismal winter morn
TLC did say:
Tim, our sales have taken fright,
Won't you try to be a knight.
Still all the AFOLs hate him
A little more than dread MB.
Timmy, the KK Knight-mare
Could mean the end of TLC.
Timmy the Time Cruise nightmare
Had a very freckled nose.
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it blows.
All of the other AFOLs
Always laughed and called him names.
They never let poor Timmy
Play in any BrikWars games.
Then one dismal winter morn
TLC did say:
Tim, our sales have taken fright,
Won't you try to be a knight.
Still all the AFOLs hate him
A little more than dread MB.
Timmy, the KK Knight-mare
Could mean the end of TLC.
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One plus one equals three... for large values of one. (Bruce Fournier)
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