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Postby Barbapple » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:07 pm

KK knight: "Timmy, how many times do we have to tell you, two wrongs don't make a right!"
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Postby Robin Hood » Fri Jul 09, 2004 9:29 pm

As the cruisader slowy took off the helment of the easily defeated Valdek, the other two readyed themselves to kill him. but as the face appeared it was not some stupid looking jellybean but, TIM!

Forestmen: Tim we thought you were dead, how could you take such a revolting form. Even death is better than this!

KK1 soilder: You weren't such a bad fellow. You were an ok head, you came with a few good sets, why Timmy, why?

Timmy: Because, no one ever appreaicated me, everyone thought that I was stupid looking. So I took the best of the dudes, killed him and took his cool armor.

Crusader (shaking his head): Tim, Tim, tim...........
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Postby Tycho McKorley » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:43 pm

It looks like Lego has stopped producing any head but Timmy's along with the classic grays.
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Postby Darth Duck » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:36 am

Timmy: So what are we doing again guys?

Black Falcon: We're just burning a live effigy.

Timmy: What's an effigy?

Forestman: It's a, um, a party, yes, a party.

Timmy: *clapping* I love parties!

Knight Kingdom: So do I Timmy. Who has the matches?

Black Falcon: I do.

Forestman: Excellent... Put on the helmat and let's get this 'party' going.
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Postby Sir Terrance » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:05 am

The ultimate villian is complete.
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Postby JPinoy » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:25 am

*borrows quote from the Chronicles of Riddick*

"Sometimes the best way fight evil is with a different kind of evil." :twisted: :lol:
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Postby Luís » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:28 pm

Crusader: Now, we shall know who is the evil that was upon us.
Forestman: Timmy! I dont belive is you the one!
Timmy: Guys, it was Vladek who put me in this armor, realy.
KKI: No Timmy, it isn't wort to lie. Not even Vladek wod be stupid at that point.
Timmy: Alright, I've done it. But I wanted do be noticed, so I steeld this armor to Vladek to impress you, because I wanna be like you. I'm sorry :cry: .
Crusader: Dont cry Timmy, you are only a kid. We forguive you.
Timmy: Thanks evryone.
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Postby rogue27 » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:13 pm

Freddy Falcon: "Now let's see who the black knight really is..."

Everyone: "It's Timmy!"

Timmy: "My plan would have worked if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
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Postby Sir Smittens » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:54 am


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Postby Taki » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:43 pm

Timmy: "Timmay !!!!!"
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Postby gerkenz » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:52 pm

Black Falcon: "so timmy -- you're our secret weapon to beat the evil crusaders !"

Forestman: "Horray, go and kill them all !"

-after a short break-

Timmy: "are the crusaders REALY mean ? Haven't they been allways nice and good ? Allways defending the poor ?, ..."

Knight Kingdom: " *Ahh, hmm, echm* - no - now go!"

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Postby Aviah102 » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:52 pm

Black Falcon: Ok, remember Timmy, all you have to do is march into the Vladek council chamber and propose our idea to the council members.

Forestman: Oh Lord!! Does he even remember our plan?!?

Knight: Ok! Focus here Timmy!! Try and convince the council members that it would be in their best interest to leave their lands as quickly as possible.

Timmy: But what if they...

Black Falcon: Do this Timmy, and you’re in.
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Postby Webrain » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:06 pm

Black Falcon: "Timmy????"

Forestman: "I was sure we killed you already in the 2nd picture captioning"

KK: "It's like Kenny in Southpark, Timmy dies in every picture captioning again and again"

Timmy: "What do you mean dies?"

(Black Falcon throws the helmet on Timmy's head, a bump heard and Timmy dies until the next picture captioning)

Forestman: "Oh my God, you killed Timmy"

KK: "You bustered" :roll:
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Re: Picture Captioning #10

Postby footsteps » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:36 am

(With apologies to Rudolph)

Timmy the Time Cruise nightmare
Had a very freckled nose.
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it blows.

All of the other AFOLs
Always laughed and called him names.
They never let poor Timmy
Play in any BrikWars games.

Then one dismal winter morn
TLC did say:
Tim, our sales have taken fright,
Won't you try to be a knight.

Still all the AFOLs hate him
A little more than dread MB.
Timmy, the KK Knight-mare
Could mean the end of TLC.
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Postby The Blue Knight » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:29 am

BF: Thou art just and wise oh Timmy

(Timmy turns and sets off explosives)

Forestman: Look, you're a busy man. we're looking for the Cave of the Holy Grail...
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