FROM THE SCROLLS OF KING BENITO X KING OF NORMENDY VOL. 1 ENTRY#1 YEAR#1 CRUSADES ERA JANZARRARY 1ST
And so it is, my bretheren, that we, the Normans, take up arms against the inferior races of Castleland. Next month, I shall rally all our forces to march on the Orclands, on our Holy Mission From God. Yestermorn, we were but a kingdom, tommorow, we will be an empire.
Norman culture is the best. Our people worship a true God, not lions with man heads or birds with fox heads. Our literature is the best. Our technology the best. Our food the best. Our minds the best. Our men the best. Our women the best. Our children the best. Our army the best. We are the best, and all others are cretins ready to be crushed 'neath our heels.
I, with my absolute divine right to rule from our loving God, Janzarr, declare war on every person not 100% of the human race! May Ferr the God of War, be always with us on our march to glory, conquest, and power.
Let it not be said of thou, that ye dissapointed thine ruler, for remember, the God of War is on our side! We shall crush all the non-believers on our road to world-domination.
FROM THE SCROLLS OF KING BENITO X KING OF NORMENDY VOL. 1 ENTRY#2 YEAR 1 C.E. JANZARRARY 5TH
The Wolfpack bandits will be the first humans to go. Their treachery toward my dear late father, King Benito IX, will finally be avenged. The scum will be wiped off this planet and sent to the underworld! Right now, they are serving as scouts and spies for our sworn enemy, Morcia. Even though I am busy exterminating the orc swine, I am not too busy to deal with them. My army will cover yon country like a blanket of winter snow, destroying every last Wolfpack member, and then, if that pig, King Mathias, does not accept my terms, I will destroy HIM! I will leave no survivors and accept no surrender! I will march onward to all of his provinces, destroying every one of those idiotic "knights" and their peoples!
The Wolfpack are renegade dogs, not fit for any kingdom, so that is why they live in Morcia's infamous Dark Forrest. But they will not be safe there, no, for I have dispatched a legion of my best Crusaders to invade that miserable field of sticks. My men will kill their king, Charles, and impale him on a spear over my drawbridge, to serve as an example to would-be traitors as my people watch him rot! Ferr will be honored, and my father, avenged.
FROM THE SCROLLS OF KING BENITO X KING OF NORMENDY VOL.1 ENTRY#3 YEAR 1 C.E. JANZARRARY 9TH
My anti-Morcian plans have come full-circle. As I write, my knights are setting the Wolfpack dogs' homes on fire, dragging them out and exterminating them. My power knows no bounds. Also as I write, my soldiers, under Sir Phillipe, are doing battle with Sir Rascus the Green, on the fields of Edmunton. My victory against my fathers enemy is almost complete, and when it is, the world will bow before thine ruler, King Benito X, the Great. My deadly assassins are in almost all governments, I can slay my enemies on a whim.
Janzarr is smiling on me now, and I am confident that my people will rule this world. The Orclands will come next, and my wrath will be even greater towards the non-humans than to the Wolfpack. We shall see who falls after that...we...shall see...
FROM THE SCROLLS OF KING BENITO X KING OF NORMENDY VOL.1 ENTRY#1 YEAR 1 C.E. JANZARRARY 15TH
CONCERNING THE APPALING SWINE IN MY GOVERNMENT
Alas, I have learned that some of my politicians and soldiers are half-elves! It cannot be! I will hunt them down and execute every one of them! I will not have one drop of non-human blood in any of my men. I will show these maggots the way King Benito deals with treachery. I have my men set to destroy an entire town, because the inhabitants' blood is so utterly filthy with non-Normen blood. The town of Savouleonia will be desroyed in cataclismic military takeover. I only have fifteen days until my scheduled invaision of the Orclands. I must purify my forces by then, or risk betrayal by own men. I could just picture yon half-elves charging our side on purpose in a battle.
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