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Castle Caption #3

Postby architect » Wed May 26, 2010 12:59 am

Welcome to Castle Caption #3!

For those of you who are familiar with the original Classic-Castle Picture Captioning, this is a bit different. There are no final votes, there is no "best caption." This is just for fun for fun's sake.

Write your caption here our forum thread. Remember to keep your comments clean and follow the Classic-Castle Terms of Service Thanks!

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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Rick-Ricks » Wed May 26, 2010 1:11 am

No matter how many tries, neither Gork nor Durr could beat the other in the game of Club, paper, scissors.
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Ye Olde Republic » Wed May 26, 2010 1:52 am

"Whatever, it's not the size of the club, it's how you use it."
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Athos » Wed May 26, 2010 1:56 am

"I bet if we held our clubs a little lower, we'd get even dirtier captions..."

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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Traveler » Wed May 26, 2010 2:31 am

"Shoot! Brown was out of stock when I went to the clubmakers'."
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Blego7 » Wed May 26, 2010 2:06 pm

"I laugh at your dwarfish size stick!"
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Tedward » Wed May 26, 2010 2:54 pm

Me start think rabbit not come back.
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby The Hag » Wed May 26, 2010 3:50 pm

"Yous tired yet?"
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Kharavex » Wed May 26, 2010 4:05 pm

Gorgak, "Where are elves?'

Xur Kuurlek, "Dunno. we win?'
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Postby Robin Hood » Wed May 26, 2010 8:15 pm

"That's not a club, this is a club!"

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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Napoleon » Wed May 26, 2010 9:06 pm

Two Valley trolls from California were feuding over who had the best club:

Valley troll on right: "Like, if our elbows weren't in a fixed position and we could, like, swing, I would soooo massacre you right now!"

Valley troll on left: "Like, whatever, dude!"
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Elbadar » Wed May 26, 2010 9:18 pm

Sign up now to join the club club, and please remember to bring your own club.
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Aliencat » Wed May 26, 2010 9:35 pm

Troll backscratchers are less efficient, but get the job done.
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Maedhros » Thu May 27, 2010 6:15 am

Aliencat wrote:Troll backscratchers are less efficient, but get the job done.


I'll see if I can top that one.. stay tuned ;)
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Username » Thu May 27, 2010 12:10 pm

"Shake a shake a shake a shake a shake..shake it"
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