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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby friskywhiskers » Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:15 pm

...Flung dung on them and ran from the room where he...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby Bluesecrets » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:38 pm

reached for a bell and...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby theboywarrior » Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:54 pm

sounded the alarm. Then he pulled out a sword and...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby friskywhiskers » Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:18 pm

...whilst wiping dung from his chain mail...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby Albatross_Viking » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:59 pm

Began running towards the gate, when he saw...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby Bluesecrets » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:36 pm

...a sleigh rushing toward the castle and a man making an odd sound..
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby theboywarrior » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:33 pm

...He said, "Are you Santa?" and...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby friskywhiskers » Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:55 am

...With three bellowed "Ho"s, the man leapt from the sleigh...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby lord_of_orks » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:45 pm

...and fell flat on his nose...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby theboywarrior » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:29 pm

The knight went out to help and...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby Tower of Iron Will » Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:08 am

...started to laugh because...
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Re: Christmas One Liner Story

Postby friskywhiskers » Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:42 am

...Santa's fly was unzipped... (I couldn't resist)
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