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Picture Captioning #12

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:19 am
by SavaTheAggie
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Welcome to Picture Captioning here at Classic-Castle.com!

What is picture captioning? Simple! Picture Captioning is when you supply a description, account or dialogue to what is happening in the picture.

The Rules:

Just reply to this post with your caption! It's all in good fun, so try to keep it clean. But! You'll only have about a week to get your caption in!

When posting a caption, please submit captions only, do not comment on other captions.

Please one caption per author.

Good luck!

--Anthony

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:20 am
by gul_avel
Once again, caught on video and played on FOX in another episode of "When Castle Minifigures Attack!" we see another instance of castle minifigs rallying forth in small bands to rip to shreds modern figures for their gruesome building of additional castle figures...

King: "I know I am the newcomer here, but uh, can I get that spiffy black cowl?"

Forestman:"Look, we only let you come 'cause we needed someone to hold Jar Jar down while we, ha ha, pantsed him."

Wolf:"Yah, besides you know black is not your color scheme. And don't even think about the torso, that's gonna be another villager that I can later recruit for my peasant band."

Forestman:"Alright, but I get a new pair of legs."

R2D2: In droid gibberish: "Phew, dang lucky I ain't a minifig."

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:09 pm
by forester3291
Palpatine: "my hood!"

Obi Wan: "Yeah. I never knew you were bald."

Palpaine: "Shut up! Besides you are bald too now, and YOU can't walk I can."

Obi Wan:"That's what you think" *pulls out a bottle of rogaine and his lightsaber(to cut off Palpatines legs) :twisted:

Palpatine: *Gasps*

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:31 pm
by Jojo
*beeeeep swrrrrrrllllll trliliii yiiiieep dydllyp*

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:16 pm
by rogue27
"So you see, Your Grace, us so-called outlaws do provide a valuable service to the kingdom. Perhaps you could thank us by releasing a couple of our buddies?"

Re: Picture Captioning #12

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:54 pm
by footsteps
As you can see, Your Grace, in only a couple of trips we can salvage a treasure trove of accessories to embellish your kingdom. We'll come back after lunch for the last bits. And I'll be glad to toss that noisy trash bin over the side once we're done.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:14 pm
by LEGOFREAK
Castlefigs chorus...
*hiiii hooooo.... hiiii hooooo.
hi ho hi ho its off to brick we go!
we gots smarts we took their parts!
its off to brick we go!

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:23 pm
by TheOrk
King: This is what happens to space when it tries to compete with Castle!

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:35 pm
by Sir Garth
Royal King: Ehm... the Emperors' items for one Naboo guard hat and a jedi brow cape?
Wolfpack: No no, you get the emperors items are two armed battle droids, for the items you offered you would only get a lightsaber or two...
Forestman: ? Who made this crappy trading system?
Wolfpack: Me of course, so I get alot of profit from it
Royal King: Oh

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:18 pm
by Tedward
KING: No, really tell me... did you have the ace?

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:55 pm
by Formendacil
We've all heard the story of the Emperor's new clothes.

In this sequel, we see that his new tailors were no better. Leaving two of his attendants dead, they too fled taking some of his posessions.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:58 pm
by Duke_Dave
Forestman- Look dudes.... We have to get our own theme!


Dave

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:03 pm
by Bruce N H
Version 1:

King: Wait! We have to go back. We missed two great torsos.

Version 2:

Forestman: Harry potter -- check. Star Wars -- check. Okay, who's next?
King: Well, I've got my eye on some headrags and torsos from the Pirate guys.
Wolfpack dude: Ooh, good call. After that we have to hit those Adventurers, too.

Bruce

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:34 pm
by Luís
Emperor: Give me back my hood, a emperor isn't suposed to be bold.
Qui-Gon: well, at least you can walk.
King: Let's get going, we must come back to those torsos.
Star wars guys:Let's run!!!!
Forestman: they recused giving us candy, we made trick.
King: Yeah, and these are good stuff.
Wolfpack:Pity it isn't Hallowen time yet.
Forestman:Yeah, I think that too.
King: Shut and carry.
Predictable end to story: Royal kniths will be missing a king again.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:16 pm
by Daimyo
The Partsfather.

Mitchell, the naive Forestman son: "How are we goin' to get those parts, pops?"

King Vito Brickelone: "Easy. We give 'em an offer they can't refuse."