Picture Captioning #13

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Knight: You four will never get away with this!

Archer: Ohh please, in another five minutes the quicksand will devour you whole

Forestmen: ahhhhahahahaha!

Forest/frenchman:hehehe... yea except for those nice pants. Hey, those pants would look good on me, no?

Knight: Our lego God will find out about this somehow. After that it will off to the yard sale for all of you!!!

(five minutes later)

knight: So Francis(frenchman), what did he say again?

Francis: Hoho, he was quite dishonorrrable, he was testing my patience with talk of something about the "French frying", or perhaps a "French fry?" We showed him, no?
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Every bloody Monday....

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Post by Commander Redbeard »

(If you've read Robin Hood, you'll get this one.)

First Forestman: "Well, this is a change, Robin! That last one you found kept it all in his shoes!"
Sitting in a midnight glade
Firelight dancing off burnished blade
A Forestman sits
Wondering about the next day
But after three mugs of ale
Let it bring what it may.
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Post by footsteps »

(Knight) Come over here, you cowards, and I'll bite your legs off!!!

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PS I already thought of this one before ottoatm's comment :)

PPS Nice to have this feature back.
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Knight: (Whispers) Sukers, the real good stuff is in my torso!"
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Post by Robin Hood »

Ugh! When did he last wash these pants? Are you sure you want the gold?

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Knight: "Hey! Give those chocolate coins back! Those coins are the only thing protecting me from my wife's rage about forgetting Valentine's Day 3 years in a row!"

Bandit with hood: *In a desperate tone* Why do you think we're robbing you for? Money?"

Bandit holding the pants: "Wait, this isn't about money? :? "
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"My milk money!"
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Knight: You got my money, cant I at least have my legs back so I can keep some dignity?

2 Forestmen holding legs: "Give me those", "No there mine", "No I saw them first"

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Knight: "I'm half the man I was!"

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Knight: So that’s where I put my gold!
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Forestman: How'd he fit all that in there?
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Knight: You can't do this! I'm Baron von Shortsarroff, I'll tell the sheriff!
Forestman 1: You go right ahead but you haven't a leg to stand on ...

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Aw, keep yer pants on, we'll be done robbing you in a second.

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The things I do for plastic cash...
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