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Picture Captioning #14

Postby SavaTheAggie » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:00 am


Welcome to Picture Captioning here at!

What is picture captioning? Simple! Picture Captioning is when you supply a description, account or dialogue to what is happening in the picture.

The Rules:

Just reply to this post with your caption! It's all in good fun, so try to keep it clean. But! You'll only have about a week or two to get your caption in!

When posting a caption, please submit captions only, do not comment on other captions.

Please one caption per author.

Good luck!


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Postby Luís » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:13 am

"Servant- May I have your axe sir?
Viking-Well yes, by all means, hold my axe while I pillage the house."
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Postby Pumpkinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:55 am


Viking: "Now now, Mr. Tuxedo, calm down."
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Postby Maedhros » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:58 am

Einarr the viking: "Hey you, give me my axes or I´ll break your neck you little slimy..."

Snob: *Pats axes* "Now, what were you saying?" *Evil grin*
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Postby Recluce » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:44 pm

Used Axe Emporium Employee: Why good Sir! This axe - only slightly used by its former owner - would go great with that helmet!

Village Pillager: Grrawr! Only if I can use it to CHOP off these silly horns!
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Postby ottoatm » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:46 pm

Man in Suit: Now good chap, which would you prefer?

Viking: I can't stand it! Just get this girdle off now!!

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Re: Picture Captioning #14

Postby footsteps » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:59 pm

It was an awkward moment for Jeeves. Having persuaded the latest guest to check in his accessories, how was he going to explain the requirement for a jacket and tie?

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Postby Azaghal » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:15 pm

Viking, preparing to sail: "What do you mean I can only take one?"
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Postby Sir-Boris » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:45 pm

man in tuxedo: "Now, what's in your wallet?"

viking: "Argh! Give me my axes...must pillage..."

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Postby Lord_Of_The_LEGO » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:01 pm

Pillager: "Ever since everyone started switching to Capital One, we've had to find new jobs."

Instructor: "Now, now, can't be an accountant with these things."

Pillager: "What's in your wallet?"

EDIT: Looks like Boris and I had the same idea. Great minds think alike! :lol:
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Postby LEGOFREAK » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:44 pm


handy dandy axe salesman: *gulp.. take one get one free! (forget the buying with this guy!)
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Postby plums_deify » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:09 pm

Tuxedo: Ah, good sir. So lovely to see you again. Now, I'll just take these to the cloak room. Can I get you anything to drink while you wait for Hagar?

Viking: No, no, that's quite alright. I'll have the usual, then.

Tuxedo: How wonderful! Now then, if you'll follow me, your usual table is ready and waiting...

Viking: That's a good chap!
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Postby Formendacil » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:21 pm

Viking: "What do you mean the buy-one-get-one-free sale ended last night?"
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Postby Tedward » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:22 pm

You're USELESS! I need the seven-iron to get to the green!
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Postby TheBohrok » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:58 pm

"Please take your pick, sir."
"Do you want to be skinned in addition to being scalped?"
"I'm sorry; your axe."
"That's better."
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