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Postby Norro » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:47 pm

viking: "What do you mean you can't tell which has an old brown handle?!"
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Postby eNiGMa » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:12 pm

Tuxedo: I call it an A.X.E.

Viking: A what?

Tuxedo: An Amateur Appendix Extractor.

Viking: AMATEUR?!?! :evil:
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Postby E of Alshire » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:42 pm

Norse Norseman: Whadja mean I carn't 'ave my axers?
Smiley Butler: I'm sorry, sir, but my instructions were clear.
Norse Norseman: Wha 'strucshuns?
Smiley Butler: TwoTonicKnight is correcting your horribly inaccurate 'double-bearded' axes. Oh, I'll need your helmet too...
Norse Norseman: ARRGH! The king of customs! My horned helmet! It'll be broken!
Smiley Butler: Not 'broken', but fixed. Hehe...

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Postby Graynar » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:50 pm

Tuxedo: Greetings good sir, may I ask why you placed these disgusting medevil weapons in my hands?

Viking: Err, for yer own protection.

Tuxedo: Very good of you sir, might I ask why they are so bloody?

Viking: Hehe, because I've gone and slain a wee noble man, and his friends are searching for the man with two axes that killed him.
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Postby Stone Goblin » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:25 pm

Sava's Image

Bruce Wayne getting dress for his viking raiding party reinactment club.

Bruce Wayne:"Alfred, hand me my replica axe."

Alfred:"Yes sir, do you want the oak handle or the redwood axe."
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Postby TheOrk » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:41 pm

Viking: Ye call that an axe? Back in my day, axes were made of one peice of ABS.
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Postby Dusty » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:11 am

Tux "Sir would you like the one for special pillages or the moderate one for easy one handed swings?"

Vik the Viking "Well I believe this will be a good photo op. I'll thake the special one"

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Postby Robin Hood » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:29 am

Tux: I'm sorry sir, were these yours?
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Postby Brick Man » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:23 am

Guy in Tuxedo: So.... any one up to a game of golf?

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Postby The Brick Rat » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:19 am

"By Odin's beard! You call yourself a fashion consultant?! If I go out dressed like this, I'll be a laughingstock!"

"Not if you know how to accessorize, my good man."

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Postby ~Zero~ » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:44 am

Viking: Thar yoo go! But (that)' de larst tum I goo ta dis casino!! Lowsy, noo good pooker chaampion... :evil:

Tux: I'm sorry, but if you wanted to keep your silly little butter knives you shouldn't have used them when you ran out of chips. Besides... no-one likes a sore loser... 8)

Viking: Whaat wos daat?!?! :x

Tux: I have a weapon! :shock:

Postby MaxiVisVires » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:57 am

"I know you don't want to dress up as a viking for Halloween, but we're all out of Harry Potter costumes."
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Postby ottoatm » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:41 pm

MaxiVisVires wrote:"I know you don't want to dress up as a viking for Halloween, but we're all out of Harry Potter costumes."

Ha ha ha - that was a good one! :D
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Postby rogue27 » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:09 pm

Sorry sir, but no weapons are allowed in the wedding hall. You should have settled any grudges at the bachelor party.
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Postby DarkDotDotDotMan » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:59 pm

Viking: So... Are you going to use those axes or can I borrow the axes for a minute or two?
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