Picture Captioning #14

by **Norro** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:47 pm

viking: "What do you mean you can't tell which has an old brown handle?!"

by **eNiGMa** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:12 pm

Tuxedo: I call it an A.X.E.

Viking: A what?

Tuxedo: An Amateur Appendix Extractor.

Viking: AMATEUR?!?! :evil:

by **E of Alshire** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:42 pm

Norse Norseman: Whadja mean I carn't 'ave my axers?
Smiley Butler: I'm sorry, sir, but my instructions were clear.
Norse Norseman: Wha 'strucshuns?
Smiley Butler: TwoTonicKnight is correcting your horribly inaccurate 'double-bearded' axes. Oh, I'll need your helmet too...
Norse Norseman: ARRGH! The king of customs! My horned helmet! It'll be broken!
Smiley Butler: Not 'broken', but fixed. Hehe...

Post edited by admin. Signatures can not be taller than 100 pixels.

by **Graynar** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:50 pm

Tuxedo: Greetings good sir, may I ask why you placed these disgusting medevil weapons in my hands?

Viking: Err, for yer own protection.

Tuxedo: Very good of you sir, might I ask why they are so bloody?

Viking: Hehe, because I've gone and slain a wee noble man, and his friends are searching for the man with two axes that killed him.

by **Stone Goblin** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:25 pm

Sava's Image

Bruce Wayne getting dress for his viking raiding party reinactment club.

Bruce Wayne:"Alfred, hand me my replica axe."

Alfred:"Yes sir, do you want the oak handle or the redwood axe."

by **TheOrk** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:41 pm

Viking: Ye call that an axe? Back in my day, axes were made of one peice of ABS.

by **Dusty** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:11 pm

Tux "Sir would you like the one for special pillages or the moderate one for easy one handed swings?"

Vik the Viking "Well I believe this will be a good photo op. I'll thake the special one"

Dusty

by **Robin Hood** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:29 pm

Tux: I'm sorry sir, were these yours?

by **Brick Man** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:23 pm

Guy in Tuxedo: So.... any one up to a game of golf?

-Brick Man

by **The Brick Rat** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:19 am

"By Odin's beard! You call yourself a fashion consultant?! If I go out dressed like this, I'll be a laughingstock!"

"Not if you know how to accessorize, my good man."

Ken

by **~Zero~** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:44 am

Viking: Thar yoo go! But (that)' de larst tum I goo ta dis casino!! Lowsy, noo good pooker chaampion... :evil:

Tux: I'm sorry, but if you wanted to keep your silly little butter knives you shouldn't have used them when you ran out of chips. Besides... no-one likes a sore loser...

Viking: Whaat wos daat?!?!

Tux: I have a weapon! :shock:

by **MaxiVisVires** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:57 am

"I know you don't want to dress up as a viking for Halloween, but we're all out of Harry Potter costumes."

by **ottoatm** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:41 am

MaxiVisVires wrote:"I know you don't want to dress up as a viking for Halloween, but we're all out of Harry Potter costumes."

Ha ha ha - that was a good one!

by **rogue27** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:09 pm

Sorry sir, but no weapons are allowed in the wedding hall. You should have settled any grudges at the bachelor party.

by **DarkDotDotDotMan** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:59 pm

Viking: So... Are you going to use those axes or can I borrow the axes for a minute or two?

Picture Captioning #14

Who is online