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Postby Damien » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:14 am

What's in your wallet?
Forge not works of art but swords of death, for therein lies great art.
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Postby Tanotrooper » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:21 pm

viking: GIVE ME MY AXES!!!
tux: Not until you get a more historical helmet.

tux: lets see thats 2 axes 29.99, so 59.98 coins please.
viking: do you accept Norman Express?

viking: give me my axes, you little baby.
tux: little baby? Howcome?
viking: you couldnt handle the axes, and cut off ALL of you hair.
tux: ok, here!
:tuxedo guy sits in a corner and cry's like a little baby:
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Postby The Hordesman » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:55 pm

"Better armed than horned"
-old matador saying

(Not true but fitting)
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Postby Sir Dillon » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:03 pm

Jeeves learns the hard way that he should always read the fine text in the 'job offers' section of the paper before applying.
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Postby Duke_Dave » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:25 am

Viking- "Jevees, for the last time when I go
courting I will then take my good axe.
As I am still working on my fortune
right now you need only bring my fighting axe".....
Mumbles- thats the problem with new saxon slaves they never know nothing about dress codes.

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Postby Shadow » Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:43 am

Suited dude: Sorry we don't allow weapons in the Whitehouse!
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Postby TwoTonic Knight » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:15 am

No, no, NO! You'll never hack off these stupid horns holding the axes like that!
Redwine the Ribald: Stare long enough into the abyss...
Two-Tonic Tippler: ...and you spit into it.

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Postby gul_avel » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:33 pm

* In order to improve his reputation, King Hagar decided to pillage some English butlers rather than the young maidens on his latest voyage for the purpose of classing up his great hall. Let's watch how it turns out...*

Viking warrior: "Eye likes this new gig, valet parking for me long ship, an' now helm an' weapons keeper at the door, hey, where's me ticket for that?"

Butler: "Sorry sir, I will fetch your ticket, but first, may I take your helm?"
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Postby Sir Nelson » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:09 pm


Viking: "Give me Axe now!!"

Butler: "Is that a helmet in your pants, Sir, or are you just glad to see me?"

(Well, it kinda DOES look like a helmet, doesn't it?) :shock:
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Postby Sir Kohran » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:14 am

Posh Buyer: Hm, these axes are not in, ahem, pristine condition, having been used, ahem, by you already in several sets, do not have the, ahem, shape of the classic axes, and the mottled, ahem, steel is not quite up to scratch.

Viking Warrior: Hey, look, they were the best I could get! KK2 got us for copyright theft on the swords!
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Postby Gallus » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:54 pm

Viking: JEEVES!!!!!! Look what you did to my shirt! How am I supposed to go out into public showing this much skin?
Jeeves: I think I'll just put these away before you hurt someone, sir.
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Postby The Duke » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:17 pm

Viking: Here, hold my axes while I go get my bucket & spade
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Postby BreadMan » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:27 am

No you may not play my drums.
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Postby Shadow » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:51 pm

Here are you axes sir. I hope that new cup fits.

(Ok, ok... maybe it is a bit crass, but it does look a bit like that.)
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Postby Mr. D » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:50 pm

Viking: "You replaced the broken handle with what? New brown?!"
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