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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:14 am
by Damien
What's in your wallet?

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:21 pm
by Tanotrooper
viking: GIVE ME MY AXES!!!
tux: Not until you get a more historical helmet.



tux: lets see thats 2 axes 29.99, so 59.98 coins please.
viking: do you accept Norman Express?


viking: give me my axes, you little baby.
tux: little baby? Howcome?
viking: you couldnt handle the axes, and cut off ALL of you hair.
tux: ok, here!
:tuxedo guy sits in a corner and cry's like a little baby:
viking: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:55 pm
by The Hordesman
"Better armed than horned"
-old matador saying


(Not true but fitting)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:03 pm
by Sir Dillon
Jeeves learns the hard way that he should always read the fine text in the 'job offers' section of the paper before applying.

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:25 am
by Duke_Dave
Viking- "Jevees, for the last time when I go
courting I will then take my good axe.
As I am still working on my fortune
right now you need only bring my fighting axe".....
Mumbles- thats the problem with new saxon slaves they never know nothing about dress codes.


Dave

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:43 am
by Shadow
Suited dude: Sorry we don't allow weapons in the Whitehouse!

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:15 am
by TwoTonic Knight
No, no, NO! You'll never hack off these stupid horns holding the axes like that!

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:33 pm
by gul_avel
* In order to improve his reputation, King Hagar decided to pillage some English butlers rather than the young maidens on his latest voyage for the purpose of classing up his great hall. Let's watch how it turns out...*

Viking warrior: "Eye likes this new gig, valet parking for me long ship, an' now helm an' weapons keeper at the door, hey, where's me ticket for that?"

Butler: "Sorry sir, I will fetch your ticket, but first, may I take your helm?"

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:09 pm
by Sir Nelson
Image

Viking: "Give me Axe now!!"

Butler: "Is that a helmet in your pants, Sir, or are you just glad to see me?"



(Well, it kinda DOES look like a helmet, doesn't it?) :shock:

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:14 am
by Sir Kohran
Posh Buyer: Hm, these axes are not in, ahem, pristine condition, having been used, ahem, by you already in several sets, do not have the, ahem, shape of the classic axes, and the mottled, ahem, steel is not quite up to scratch.

Viking Warrior: Hey, look, they were the best I could get! KK2 got us for copyright theft on the swords!

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:54 pm
by Gallus
Viking: JEEVES!!!!!! Look what you did to my shirt! How am I supposed to go out into public showing this much skin?
Jeeves: I think I'll just put these away before you hurt someone, sir.

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:17 pm
by The Duke
Viking: Here, hold my axes while I go get my bucket & spade

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:27 am
by BreadMan
No you may not play my drums.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:51 pm
by Shadow
Here are you axes sir. I hope that new cup fits.

(Ok, ok... maybe it is a bit crass, but it does look a bit like that.)

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:50 pm
by Mr. D
Viking: "You replaced the broken handle with what? New brown?!"