Soooo... I take it today is not "Village People Tribute day"?
Knight Templar n. pl. Knights Templars or Knights Templar 1.A member of an order of knights founded about 1118 to protect pilgrims in the Holy Land during the Second Crusade.
Sgt Thunder: "All right men, your new rifles will be here monday, and then we'll show the jelly bellies what for, eh? In the meantime officers will be required to carry this sidearm..."
It was the first and only recorded breach of solidarity among the ranks of the Shadow Knights. And it was all traced back to the last 'Kareoke Night' hosted by Vladek, when Johnny was tapped to sing, "I Gotta Be Me."
Jonny Thunder : oh joly good have you chaps seen a Monkey made of stone
Shadow knight 1 : did hold a yellow thing
Jonny Thunder : it was bananna good old Chap
Shadow knight 1 : did you call me old !?!
Shadow knight 2 : shut up bill did it have a tail ?
Bill : no body says shut up to me
Jonny thunder :tsk tsk you people have no sence of manners
All shadow knights : kill him
Jonny Thunder : this is what i get for looking for stone monkeys