Picture Captioning #2

Discussion of Castle Themed stories
User avatar
footsteps
Tastes good with ketchup
Posts: 1680
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:03 am
Location: Canada

Re: Picture Captioning #2

Post by footsteps »

"It was an awkward moment, as Timmy realized the folly of wearing his new Apfelhut on his journey to the Alps."

making a grammatical edit
Last edited by footsteps on Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I'm a human BEING, not a human doing!
The two most important days of your life are the day you are born
and the day you discover why. (Donald Sensing)
One plus one equals three... for large values of one. (Bruce Fournier)
User avatar
SirCumferance
Laborer
Posts: 111
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:23 pm
Location: Home

Post by SirCumferance »

Here we find a young male Timmy in his natural habitat bringing food back to his stump. Little did he know that five hunters have been tracking him for days, just waiting to kill him and sell his skins at the market...

EDIT:I hope you guys don't mind that I fixed a grammatical error and tweaked it a bit. :wink:
Last edited by SirCumferance on Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I am the queen of France!

... Maker of Castle Crusade

Mail me! kullvox03222@yahoo.com
User avatar
Barbapple
Steward
Posts: 560
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:03 am
Location: Small Town, Saskatchewan
Contact:

Post by Barbapple »

The horrid truth becomes aparent when Timmy finally pushes the forestmen over the line by asking how apple sause is made.
User avatar
architect
Baron von Ellermann
Posts: 3708
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:10 pm
Location: Saint Louis, MO USA
Contact:

Post by architect »

Timmy: Why is the apple larger than my head Dad? :D
Linus
Freeman
Posts: 82
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2004 6:44 pm

Post by Linus »

Timmy: "Come on guys, shoot the apple, shoot the apple!!"
Robin Hood: "Are you sure you want us to shoot the apple?"
Timmy: "Yes, do it! Shoot the apple now!"
Robin Hood: "Okay, it's not our fault if you get hurt!"
Timmy: "What? I could get hurt? MOMMIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
User avatar
Dragon Master
Merchant
Posts: 1345
Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:30 pm
Location: USA

Post by Dragon Master »

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!!
"I have looked for you. Now you have come to me. And I thank you." -Pope John Paul II
Stephen
Laborer
Posts: 120
Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:35 pm
Location: Michigan, USA
Contact:

Post by Stephen »

Timmy says:
"Hurry up and shoot you guys! This isn't brain surgery you know!"

Stephen
User avatar
medib
Bailiff
Posts: 329
Joined: Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:37 pm
Location: St. Catharines, Ontario, CANADA
Contact:

"Don't worry little Timmy..."

Post by medib »

forestmen says leader to Timmy:

"Don't worry little Timmy, there's bound to be one to hit the apple."

Then the leader thinks in his head right after, 'there's no
guarantee that you'll survive though.'

Benjamin Medinets
User avatar
Jennifer
Queen Jenn the Hottie
Posts: 36
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:06 am

captioning

Post by Jennifer »

Can't we just use a knife? Or an apple corer/slicer. That way everyone's piece will be the same size... No? Ok, ok - it was just a suggestion. Don't get all testy.
User avatar
LEGO_KNIGHT
Artisan
Posts: 256
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:05 pm
Location: LEGO Kingdom
Contact:

Post by LEGO_KNIGHT »

Timmy:"Why ME?!!" :(
User avatar
Skudmunky
Laborer
Posts: 103
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:09 am
Contact:

Post by Skudmunky »

Timmy is soon to realize, to his dismay, that once again his mother is right: He cannot dodge arrows.

:twisted:
[url=http://www.skudfilms.hayden31.com]Skudmunky: the one and only.[/url]
User avatar
jeff_o_rama
Laborer
Posts: 123
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:20 pm
Location: Arizona

Post by jeff_o_rama »

An hour earlier, the firing squad was lined up to kill a jelly-bean knight from the new Knight's Kingdom.

Archer in command: Ready! Aim.....

Knight: Look over there! A tornado!

(The archers turn and look and the Knight runs away)


Later, Jar Jar Binks is up for execution.

Archer in command: Ready! Aim.....

Jar Jar: Hey! Looksa ovah there! A dragon!

(The archers turn and look and Jar Jar Runs away)


Now Timmy is up for execution. He stands nervously in front of the firing squad but is developing a plan in his slow mind.

Archer in command: Ready! Aim..........

Timmy: Hey! Look over there...... FIRE!!
bobalego
Gong Farmer
Posts: 5
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:49 am
Location: The Brick Apple

Post by bobalego »

Just as they were about to launch a score of arrows at the prisoner an apple landed on his head, and Sir Issac of Newton and Sir William of Tell got into an argument over what this meant...sadly the other archers didn't care and fired away...
"Play Well!"
User avatar
the_lorax
Peasant
Posts: 56
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2004 5:13 am
Location: Queensland Australia

Post by the_lorax »

Ashton (forest man in brown Cowl) 'Timmy you been punk'd'
Timmy ' :o Ashton Kutcher, I should have known, he he he'

*all forest men fall about laughing*
ThomasBrickheim
Serf
Posts: 16
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:09 pm

Post by ThomasBrickheim »

Timmy: "Hey, if you want that apple, just ask me! you can have it."
"And He said:"Let there be bricks!" And there were bricks."
Locked