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Bad Stand-up comedy in the middle ages has disasterous results....

Timmy: "...Orange you glad I didn't say apple! Ha ha ha! Thanks folks! I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses..."

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Forestman in brownhood: "Your part is really simple, just don't move and everything will go great"

Timmy: "Ahhm..., ahhm guys..., I really think something is wrong in this tale...,guys really..., I was flying... with my 'Flying Time Vessel' to the Robin Hood legend..., not the William Tell legend, guys.... Ahhhhhhhhh...hhhhhh.....hhh....."

Forestman in brownhood: "Robin Hood..., you missed again"

Robin Hood: "What do you mean miss? I never miss"

Forestman in brownhood: "According to the script of William Tell that we are rehearsing, you were suppose to hit the apple"

Robin Hood: "The apple, right, the apple, I keep getting that part mixed up"

Forestman in blackhood: "You killed 3 Timmy's already, please try to remember the apple, our stock of Timmy's is running out"

Forestman in brownhood: "I think I'll better order a few more Timmy's from bricklink"

Robin Hood: "Next Timmy please...."
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Timmy: "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
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Timmy:
"One of you is William Tell?"

Forestman:
"You have one guess, Timmy, choose wisely."
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Post by gul_avel »

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And so giggled the forestmen under their breath, "we're gonna need another Timmy." But in Timmy's mind the question ran: "I can't wait to hear the music they will compose about me!"
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Neutrality is one thing ... wearing silly apple hat is something complete different.
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Brown hooded Forestman:
"Whoever can restrain themselves longest wins the ap-"
BWANG!!!! Five arrows are fired at once.
"So much for that idea, so how about we just snack on the apple?"
"HIP HIP HURRAH!!!!!!"
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Forestman say "All in favor of killing Timmy say I" Forestmen say "I,I,I,I,I,I ,but first we must think of what we shall do with him after we've killed Timmy,we shall shall sell his skin,eat his muscles,play with his organs and make his bones into tools.He he he.Timmy says "Why me?!!" :twisted:

The eye is near.The end has come. :twisted:
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"Umm, why are you archers aiming so low? The apple is not down there!"
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