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Postby footsteps » Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:00 am

"It was an awkward moment, as Timmy realized the folly of wearing his new Apfelhut on his journey to the Alps."

making a grammatical edit
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Postby SirCumferance » Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:01 am

Here we find a young male Timmy in his natural habitat bringing food back to his stump. Little did he know that five hunters have been tracking him for days, just waiting to kill him and sell his skins at the market...

EDIT:I hope you guys don't mind that I fixed a grammatical error and tweaked it a bit. :wink:
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Postby Barbapple » Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:13 am

The horrid truth becomes aparent when Timmy finally pushes the forestmen over the line by asking how apple sause is made.
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Postby architect » Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:31 am

Timmy: Why is the apple larger than my head Dad? :D
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Postby Linus » Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:39 am

Timmy: "Come on guys, shoot the apple, shoot the apple!!"
Robin Hood: "Are you sure you want us to shoot the apple?"
Timmy: "Yes, do it! Shoot the apple now!"
Robin Hood: "Okay, it's not our fault if you get hurt!"
Timmy: "What? I could get hurt? MOMMIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Postby Dragon Master » Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:29 am

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Postby Stephen » Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:04 am

Timmy says:
"Hurry up and shoot you guys! This isn't brain surgery you know!"

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"Don't worry little Timmy..."

Postby medib » Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:26 am

forestmen says leader to Timmy:

"Don't worry little Timmy, there's bound to be one to hit the apple."

Then the leader thinks in his head right after, 'there's no
guarantee that you'll survive though.'

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Postby Jennifer » Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:54 am

Can't we just use a knife? Or an apple corer/slicer. That way everyone's piece will be the same size... No? Ok, ok - it was just a suggestion. Don't get all testy.
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Postby LEGO_KNIGHT » Thu Feb 19, 2004 12:56 pm

Timmy:"Why ME?!!" :(
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Postby Skudmunky » Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:18 pm

Timmy is soon to realize, to his dismay, that once again his mother is right: He cannot dodge arrows.

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Postby jeff_o_rama » Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:50 pm

An hour earlier, the firing squad was lined up to kill a jelly-bean knight from the new Knight's Kingdom.

Archer in command: Ready! Aim.....

Knight: Look over there! A tornado!

(The archers turn and look and the Knight runs away)

Later, Jar Jar Binks is up for execution.

Archer in command: Ready! Aim.....

Jar Jar: Hey! Looksa ovah there! A dragon!

(The archers turn and look and Jar Jar Runs away)

Now Timmy is up for execution. He stands nervously in front of the firing squad but is developing a plan in his slow mind.

Archer in command: Ready! Aim..........

Timmy: Hey! Look over there...... FIRE!!
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Postby bobalego » Thu Feb 19, 2004 6:51 pm

Just as they were about to launch a score of arrows at the prisoner an apple landed on his head, and Sir Issac of Newton and Sir William of Tell got into an argument over what this meant...sadly the other archers didn't care and fired away...
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Postby the_lorax » Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:53 pm

Ashton (forest man in brown Cowl) 'Timmy you been punk'd'
Timmy ' :o Ashton Kutcher, I should have known, he he he'

*all forest men fall about laughing*
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Postby ThomasBrickheim » Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:09 pm

Timmy: "Hey, if you want that apple, just ask me! you can have it."
"And He said:"Let there be bricks!" And there were bricks."
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