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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:32 pm
by cracker nate
Bad Stand-up comedy in the middle ages has disasterous results....

Timmy: "...Orange you glad I didn't say apple! Ha ha ha! Thanks folks! I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses..."

"Draw your bows men."

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:10 pm
by bapps
The merry men dealt out tough punishment on anyone who wore jeans when it wasn't dress down Friday.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:55 pm
by Webrain
Forestman in brownhood: "Your part is really simple, just don't move and everything will go great"

Timmy: "Ahhm..., ahhm guys..., I really think something is wrong in this tale...,guys really..., I was flying... with my 'Flying Time Vessel' to the Robin Hood legend..., not the William Tell legend, guys.... Ahhhhhhhhh...hhhhhh.....hhh....."

Forestman in brownhood: "Robin Hood..., you missed again"

Robin Hood: "What do you mean miss? I never miss"

Forestman in brownhood: "According to the script of William Tell that we are rehearsing, you were suppose to hit the apple"

Robin Hood: "The apple, right, the apple, I keep getting that part mixed up"

Forestman in blackhood: "You killed 3 Timmy's already, please try to remember the apple, our stock of Timmy's is running out"

Forestman in brownhood: "I think I'll better order a few more Timmy's from bricklink"

Robin Hood: "Next Timmy please...."

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:30 am
by shaggie
Timmy: "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:15 am
by rogue27
"Come on guys... I realize there is only one woman in your entire theme, but couldn't you find a better way to take out your frustration?"

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:03 am
by The Wolfpack Boss
Timmy:
"One of you is William Tell?"

Forestman:
"You have one guess, Timmy, choose wisely."

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 6:42 pm
by gul_avel
:shock:

And so giggled the forestmen under their breath, "we're gonna need another Timmy." But in Timmy's mind the question ran: "I can't wait to hear the music they will compose about me!"

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:43 pm
by coyote
Neutrality is one thing ... wearing silly apple hat is something complete different.

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 3:58 pm
by kaloo
Brown hooded Forestman:
"Whoever can restrain themselves longest wins the ap-"
BWANG!!!! Five arrows are fired at once.
"So much for that idea, so how about we just snack on the apple?"
"HIP HIP HURRAH!!!!!!"

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:30 pm
by legodude101
Forestman say "All in favor of killing Timmy say I" Forestmen say "I,I,I,I,I,I ,but first we must think of what we shall do with him after we've killed Timmy,we shall shall sell his skin,eat his muscles,play with his organs and make his bones into tools.He he he.Timmy says "Why me?!!" :twisted:

The eye is near.The end has come. :twisted:

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:55 pm
by ABTF
"Umm, why are you archers aiming so low? The apple is not down there!"