Red Dragon: uuhhhrrr, thank the dark one Grendel is not here, what a complainer!
Green Dragon: If you complain one more time I'll scorch your cards!
Black Dragon: Shut up, the both of ya, I'm tryin' ta concentrate here!
Little winged dragon: He he he, I think someone's not doin' so well, eh Talagark?
one of the frightened knights: p-p-p-puh-puh-please, for the love of brick let us go! (sobs)
Green Dragon: Thats it. I'm goin back to scorching villages. This whole idea of civilized games is a pile of brimstone!
Other dragon: yah, well its better than havin those dang dragon hunters pesterin my cave all the time.
Black dragon: I thought we was playin cards, this ain't no card game, its the freakin Belville club here, ya bunch of Megabloks!
Red Dragon: hey! there's no need to go there! That is unwanted criticism. Hey, hey who's tale is that?
(they all laugh and roar)
Other dragon: did anyone remember to bring the keg of blood? No?!? what the bionicle is going on here?! This is the worst game since we used Jack Stone and friends for ante. I was pukin for days.