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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Sir Valiant » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:55 am

Didn't AK also say to put a little bit more effort into your criticism as well?

All these repetitive one liners about frogs and trees, cold, hot and just right is getting to be crazy! ;)
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Ronin Dragonslayer » Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:51 am

@ Sshmidt You Outlaws would kill (already have :raiseone: ) for our deserts, forests, and mountains. All you Queen's Men have to gloat over is your island of misfits and endless swamps - where, I dare say, a good deal of frog-licking probably takes place; I've seen some commiseration between Lenfels and Outlaws :wink: Plotting over a juicy toad, eh? :P
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby David FNJ » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:38 pm

Brickninja wrote:That MOC wasn't about whether you were good spies, it was about how well you would do in the cold..... :roll:

:roll: Don't you know that desserts get really cold at night? We are the most durable men in all of Roawia! We can endure the worst of the weather - from extreme heat to extreme cold! Nothing can stand in our way. Our horses, who have also adapted to the changes, can charge at full speed no matter the circumstances. Of course, we also have our share of forests and mountain ranges, so we are capable of fighting/defending/exploring wherever we find ourselves to be without fear - knowing that we are the best of the best :wink:

Yeah, I know. Now you wish you were in the Loreos faction 8)
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Brickninja » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:51 pm

Wished I was in Loreos? Please. If y'all can really withstand the cold like that, then what's happening in that MOC? :roll: Also, stereotypically, blue represents good and red represents evil :lol:
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby josdu » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:00 pm

David FNJ wrote: :roll: Don't you know that desserts get really cold at night? We are the most durable men in all of Roawia! We can endure the worst of the weather - from extreme heat to extreme cold! Nothing can stand in our way. Our horses, who have also adapted to the changes, can charge at full speed no matter the circumstances. Of course, we also have our share of forests and mountain ranges, so we are capable of fighting/defending/exploring wherever we find ourselves to be without fear - knowing that we are the best of the best

Yeah, I know. Now you wish you were in the Loreos faction

Oh :roll: :spin: ! Well I guess you forgot that us Outlaws can live in Loreos, but they don't need to because they already are the toughest! We are the most durable men in all of Roawia! How do you think we'd survive otherwise :sly: 8) ?
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Mark of Falworth » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:10 pm

The comments in this thread are hilarious. :lol:

Some very funny jokes and puns all around, but obviously Loreos is the best. ;)
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Mattiusxavier » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:32 pm

Brickninja wrote:Wished I was in Loreos? Please. If y'all can really withstand the cold like that, then what's happening in that MOC? :roll: Also, stereotypically, blue represents good and red represents evil :lol:


Historically Red has represented some of the best and strongest if not greatest Empires for a colour scheme...like the Roman Empire and the British Empire for example. Red is also a power colour and in Chinese culture represents Summer, it is also used for Weddings and other elements. Red is a colour of power, passion, fire. Whereas Blue...has also represented barbarian cultures like the Celts and Woad raiders, equally interesting...but still...barbarians. Personally I like both colours...but to say Red is the colour of evil...well that would be black and we all know who wears black (the absence of colour)...cough cough (outlaws). :P
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Ronin Dragonslayer » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:45 pm

Mark of Falworth wrote: but obviously Loreos is the best. ;)


You Loreesi think you're hot stuff :wink: ; we Garhims know how to keep our cool. 8)
Lenfels are just green with envy :sly: .

Our knights can go toe-to-toe with the most bedazzled Loreesi (and win, of course). Our archers are top-notch and are rivaled in stealth only by Lenfels, who are too busy finding a good tree to climb *cough* hug *cough*. And Outlaws are too busy stealing from each other, double-crossing each other, being evil - all around misfits. Clearly, Garheim is the best faction. :P
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Mattiusxavier » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:06 pm

Ronin Dragonslayer wrote:
You Loreesi think you're hot stuff :wink: ; we Garhims know how to keep our cool. 8)
Lenfels are just green with envy :sly: .

Our knights can go toe-to-toe with the most bedazzled Loreesi (and win, of course). Our archers are top-notch and are rivaled in stealth only by Lenfels, who are too busy finding a good tree to climb *cough* hug *cough*. And Outlaws are too busy stealing from each other, double-crossing each other, being evil - all around misfits. Clearly, Garheim is the best faction. :P


Red and Gold, a Lion of brave and bold. Green and Yellow hides like a naive, but can be a good fellow. Blue to Blue, because they have nothing better to do but make a fine brew or maybe a stew. Black and Red...they seem to think they are full of dread, but really need more bread or to stay in bed if they are not already dead.

As for Garheim being the best...I will grant you they are the best drinkers in Roawia...but maybe all that drink makes them think, they could stand a chance against the might of the best...which is clearly Loreos. :P
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Brickninja » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:14 pm

Well, then, let's take a look-see at transportation. You Loreesi have horses. Ok. The Lenfels have... horses.But they probably don't ride them too much because they're afraid of squishing those frogs they love so dearly :P . Outlaws have....more horses. But we Garhims have not only horses, but giant wolves who are just as fast and will gladly gobble up any pesky enemies in their masters' way.
It's clear who has the superior method of transportation :wink:
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby gid617 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:24 pm

Okay. How about all those Loreesi war elephants? Your wolves may as well forget it!
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby josdu » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:53 pm

Well we outlaws have all the good stuff 8) : wolves from Garhiem, elephants from Loreos, frogs from Lenfald :tasty: (If we want to scare those anti-froglickers :P )! Oh and horses of course :wink: !
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby David FNJ » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:49 am

Brickninja wrote:Well, then, let's take a look-see at transportation. You Loreesi have horses. Ok. The Lenfels have... horses.But they probably don't ride them too much because they're afraid of squishing those frogs they love so dearly . Outlaws have....more horses. But we Garhims have not only horses, but giant wolves who are just as fast and will gladly gobble up any pesky enemies in their masters' way.
It's clear who has the superior method of transportation

Ah, but your wolves can't stand the heat unless you want to shave off the lice-infested fur of your filthy and hairy creatures :P whereas our horses can withstand any type of weather because of our ideal environment dynamics. If our horses do get a bit chilly in the never-ending winter wonderland, we do this --> blankets = problem solved. Also, send out a pack of wolves with riders and you wouldn't be able to catch a single peasant boy on a Loreesi horse! Our horses have miles and miles to charge full-speed ahead. Thus, we have the best horses. And our horses can easily out-run and out-last any other sort of mode of transportation that is considered "better" in terms of land transportation.

We know these claims claims of "better" and "clear who has the superior method" are false because they are looked at through scratchy lenses that were fogged up by the cold breath coming out from the mouths of those who shiver because of the never-ending cold. Unfortunately, the only way for you to fix your lenses is if you were to step into glorious realm of Loreos and embrace the sound reality of truth that Loreos has to offer. Our hearts pity you for you lack of understanding :cry:
Things look "clear" until you've actually looked through lenses that are actually clear. :wink:


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josdu wrote:Oh! Well I guess you forgot that us Outlaws can live in Loreos, but they don't need to because they already are the toughest! We are the most durable men in all of Roawia! How do you think we'd survive otherwise?

Hahahahaha! :lol: You think that we would actually want to waste our time with nomads and petty criminals who would cry for their non-existent home if we were to decide to spend a month-long campaign against them and drive you all out from our boarders? Certainly not!
Besides, the only reason you are still surviving is because no one cares enough to acquire the wastelands you call home (though I dare say that it isn't even a home).


josdu wrote:Well we outlaws have all the good stuff: wolves from Garhiem, elephants from Loreos, frogs from Lenfald (If we want to scare those anti-froglickers)! Oh and horses of course !

You know, you outlaws remind me of fruit flies - harmless (albeit annoying), never amounting to anything worthwhile, yet you sill manage to live on.....barely :woo:
But you could never work together long enough to even be thought of as an annoying fruit fly buzzing around our heads. Maybe if you get to that point of fruit fly annoying-ness we would care to squash you like the bugs you'd resemble - or maybe we would just watch your mature form die as we all know fruit flies do not live very long.
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Ronin Dragonslayer » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:32 am

Your Loreesi-bred horses may be fast in the desert and the lowland plains but get them in the mountains and they'll break a leg. Our northern Clydesdales and Appaloosas are well-suited to the cold, fast and hardy, and are sure-footed enough to handle all but the toughest mountain trails - which is when we switch to the Garheimian Ibex http://www.flickr.com/photos/94793457@N05/8638578647/. Our Dire Wolves are more than a match for horses and camels, and can easily take down elephants when a pack is gathered - there are mammoths in Garheim, after all :sly:.
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby animmortal » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:39 am

David fnj I think you need to brush up on your history. The three nations tried to invade the outlaw territory to "purge the magic isles." From what I remember and someone correct me if im wrong, it didnt end so well for you Loreesi.
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