Brickninja wrote:Well, then, let's take a look-see at transportation. You Loreesi have horses. Ok. The Lenfels have... horses.But they probably don't ride them too much because they're afraid of squishing those frogs they love so dearly . Outlaws have....more horses. But we Garhims have not only horses, but giant wolves who are just as fast and will gladly gobble up any pesky enemies in their masters' way.
It's clear who has the superior method of transportation
Ah, but your wolves can't stand the heat unless you want to shave off the lice-infested fur of your filthy and hairy creatures
whereas our horses can withstand any type of weather because of our ideal environment dynamics. If our horses do get a bit chilly in the never-ending winter wonderland, we do this --> blankets = problem solved. Also, send out a pack of wolves with riders and you wouldn't be able to catch a single peasant boy on a Loreesi horse! Our horses have miles and miles to charge full-speed ahead. Thus, we have the best horses. And our horses can easily out-run and out-last any other sort of mode of transportation that is considered "better" in terms of land transportation.
We know these claims claims of "better" and "clear who has the superior method" are false because they are looked at through scratchy lenses that were fogged up by the cold breath coming out from the mouths of those who shiver because of the never-ending cold. Unfortunately, the only way for you to fix your lenses is if you were to step into glorious realm of Loreos and embrace the sound reality of truth that Loreos has to offer. Our hearts pity you for you lack of understanding
Things look "clear" until you've actually looked through lenses that are
actually clear.
Oh, and to this guy
josdu wrote:Oh! Well I guess you forgot that us Outlaws can live in Loreos, but they don't need to because they already are the toughest! We are the most durable men in all of Roawia! How do you think we'd survive otherwise?
Hahahahaha!
You think that we would actually
want to waste our time with nomads and petty criminals who would cry for their non-existent home if we were to decide to spend a month-long campaign against them and drive you all out from our boarders? Certainly not!
Besides, the only reason you are still surviving is because no one cares enough to acquire the wastelands you call home (though I dare say that it isn't even a home).
josdu wrote:Well we outlaws have all the good stuff: wolves from Garhiem, elephants from Loreos, frogs from Lenfald (If we want to scare those anti-froglickers)! Oh and horses of course !
You know, you outlaws remind me of fruit flies - harmless (albeit annoying), never amounting to anything worthwhile, yet you sill manage to live on.....barely
But you could never work together long enough to even be thought of as an annoying fruit fly buzzing around our heads. Maybe
if you get to that point of fruit fly annoying-ness we would care to squash you like the bugs you'd resemble - or maybe we would just watch your mature form die as we all know fruit flies do not live very long.
) for our deserts, forests, and mountains. All you Queen's Men have to gloat over is your island of misfits and endless swamps - where, I dare say, a good deal of frog-licking probably takes place; I've seen some commiseration between Lenfels and Outlaws 
! Well I guess you forgot that us Outlaws can live in Loreos, but they don't need to because they already are the toughest! We are the most durable men in all of Roawia! How do you think we'd survive otherwise 
(If we want to scare those anti-froglickers