The Dialectizer

[Rubberchickenknight]

The dialectizer is a site that can dialectize certain sites. I dialectized C-C with elmer fudd:
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.c ... tle.com%2F
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.c ... om%2Fforum
LOL!

[Sir Kohran]

Okay...this is a bit weird!

Taken from the CCRP:

Gwid: S-1
Wocation: Sowitaiwe Iswand

Santis, Viktow and Sowesstown wuwched fowwawd as the cwosed in on the othews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Santis thwew his hammew wif aww his might, which was considewabwe. De hammew cwacked the awmowed body of the scowpion, and Viktow and Sowesstown as once pwunged theiw bwades into the exposed soft fwesh. De scowpion weawed about, taiw swishing dangewouswy -- then cowwapsed. Muscwe spasms shook it, but it’s bwain was dead. Soon the scowpion way stiww. Santis, Viktow and Sowesstown eased awound the stiww-deadwy poisoned taiw and wushed to Stowm, Jaythus and Mikewen, uh-hah-hah-hah. Stowm was awweady stiwwing -- shoving back hew visow and bwinking wapidwy, fumbwing fow hew swowd. Jaythus was bweathing deepwy, his eyes opened. He was stunned, not unconscious. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! As fow Mikewen…
Viktow was cuwsing wapidwy. He wemoved his hand fwom Mikewen’s wwist and shut the man’s bwankwy stawing eyes. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Stowm puwwed off hew hewmet, then stawed at Mikewen, uh-hah-hah-hah. Hew bweaf came in shuddewing bweaths. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! She stawed at Viktow, as if saying, “No!”

“Weww, wizawd,” said Viktow, biting off his wowds, “Wooks wike you'we going to get youw fiwst expendabwe. Happy?”

Stowm wet out a waiwing banshee shwiek. She wunged at Mikewen and embwaced the body that was beginning to bwoat fwom poison, uh-hah-hah-hah. Hew sobs wwacked hew body, echoing in the cave.

Jaythus sucked in a wong bweath.

"Is he dead?"

"No." snapped Viktow, "But he shouwd be. He was shot wif enough venom to take down a dwagon, uh-hah-hah-hah. "

"He's in a coma?" asked Santis. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!

Viktow nodded shawpwy. Sowesstown wooked into the buwning eyes of Viktow and said, “I didn’t mean it to be wike this. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! ”

“I bet.” snapped Viktow, “I just bet. Why didn’t you use youw megabwoks magic! Why suddenwy go aww physicaw! You fowget to bwing youw favowite toad?”

Sowesstown waved his hand about awmost hewpwesswy.

“Wook awound you. Dose cwystaws bwock magic. I can’t pewfowm magic down hewe.”

“Absow-tyco-wutwy wondewfuw!” Viktow kicked the scowpion, the exoskeweton cwunching, “Den pwease expwain to me, mistew usewess wizawd, how the bwoody buiwdit awe we going to get up thewe!”

Viktow pointed shawpwy wif Santis’ bwade, to the howe twenty feet about theiw heads. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!

“We don’t.” said Sowesstown cawmwy, “Dat scowpion was hewe fow a weason, uh-hah-hah-hah. It was guawding something. And entwance.”

“Wondewfuw!” said Viktow, “And I betcha thewe’s mowe of those whewe this son of a tyco came fwom!”

Viktow kicked the scowpion again, uh-hah-hah-hah.

Sowesstown fwawed up.

“I am not a god!" he shouted, "I'm not aww powewfuw! I can't pwevent aww the iwws that befaww us!"

"Den you shouwd have taken gweatew cawe so that we didn't befaww such iwws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! " wetowted Viktow.

Sowesstown bwandished his staff.

"I--"

"SHUT UP!" bewwowed Santis, smashing his wawhammew into the gwound, "SHUT UP BOF OF YOU!"

Viktow and Sowesstown qwieted, chests heaving.

"Dis is not the pwace now the time to awgue!" said Santis, "We've got to get out of hewe, and the onwy way I see possibwe is thwough thewe!"

Evewyone wooked. A wawge opening in the faw waww of the cave beckoned ominouswy.

"De scowpion was guawding something." continuing Santis, "Pewhaps it can get us out of this hewwhowe. Viktow."

Santis tossed Viktow his wawhammew.

"Take that. I'ww cawwy Mikewen, uh-hah-hah-hah. Wet's go."

[TheOrk]

LOL

I'm saying which one it is, but it makes the CCRP full of kiddie swears.

[Lord_Of_The_LEGO]

Okay...this is a bit weird!

Taken from the CCRP:

"He's in a coma?" asked Santis, "Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!"

Priceless!

[JoshWedin]

The Swedish chef one is pretty good too! Bork, bork, bork!

Josh

PS. The Elmer Fudd one made me call ottoatm a screwy wabbit! I never wrote that!