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Because only peach colored minifigs can die.

How do Lego parrots fly?
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By the magic of the Great Hand, of course.
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Ooh, I'm not touching that one! Maybe to make the job easier for the Gong Farmers?

How did the horses lose that big piece from their backs?
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Because the person who cloned the first horses hacked a piece out of the first horse so that his saddle would fit properly.
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Why is the silver (or gold if you're lucky) greatsword too big for any regular minifig to handle?
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So that it would keep it's name Greatsword.

Why is the head of the spear wood?
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Sir Terrance wrote:So that it would keep it's name Greatsword.

Why is the head of the spear wood?
Because if it were made of sand, It wouldn't be very effective!

Why do the qivvers only carry 3 arrows?
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Because everyone is too poor to make more.

Why can't crocodile hands and feet move?
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Because then they would be dangerous.

How come the archers always threaten, but never actually shoot?

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So that they don't waste an arrow.

Why isn't there a tan castle?
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Because it would get lost in the desert.

Why is it that gold coins have numbers on them, but would be worth the same amount?
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To confuse us who try to figure that out.

Why is there no red dragon?
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There is! He's just so sunburned that he's embarrased to come out of his hole.

Why do all weapons have the same color hilt or shaft as the blade or head?
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so everything color co-ordinates you silly head!



why was there only one islander woman in the whole line???




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Because they wanted to include more women in the islander sets than come in castle sets!

Why does men's minifig hair always part on the left side?
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