Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
- Dragon Master
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Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
This is a fun little game we can do. Ask a question about the world of LEGO castle, and then the next person answers, and then asks a question of their own.
The first question,
How did the Black Smith get a bat in his attic?
The first question,
How did the Black Smith get a bat in his attic?
"I have looked for you. Now you have come to me. And I thank you." -Pope John Paul II
He went as a soldier in a campaign to Fright Knights land. That wasn't too long ago, and he got a pet bat. He took it home but it died. So he stuffed it and put it in his attic. How's that?
Daimyo, Duke of the Vast Wasteland
Daimyo, Duke of the Vast Wasteland
"Alright Kif, let's show these freaks what a bloated, runaway military budget can do"
- Lord_Of_The_LEGO
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Some idiot dropped it into a barrel of tar.jb wrote:What makes the black sword black?
Why is Majesto in a blue suit?
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- SavaTheAggie
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You see, the Queen loves to color coordinate, and much to the King's dismay, she tries to color coordinate everything. Now all of those dreadful knights of his have grey swords, but grey or black helms, and that just wouldn't do. So the Queen told the armorer to start creating black swords to match the black helms of the King's knights. However, after learning of this, the King, finally fed up with his wife's meddling into his army (after all, she starting telling the troops that if they carried a lion shield or flag, they couldn't have a crossed axe torso), he commanded the armorer to stop after only creating one sword.jb wrote: What makes the black sword black?
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If the Forestmen are so intent on keeping everything 'hidden', then why is their fortress sitting in a body of water uncoverd for all to see?
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Because his grey one was in the wash the day he was massed-producedWhy is Majesto in a blue shirt
Why do the Dragon masters whear multi-colored pants?
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Because all the other secret bases were taken by the Wolfpack.SavaTheAggie wrote:You see, the Queen loves to color coordinate, and much to the King's dismay, she tries to color coordinate everything. Now all of those dreadful knights of his have grey swords, but grey or black helms, and that just wouldn't do. So the Queen told the armorer to start creating black swords to match the black helms of the King's knights. However, after learning of this, the King, finally fed up with his wife's meddling into his army (after all, she starting telling the troops that if they carried a lion shield or flag, they couldn't have a crossed axe torso), he commanded the armorer to stop after only creating one sword.jb wrote: What makes the black sword black?
James
If the Forestmen are so intent on keeping everything 'hidden', then why is their fortress sitting in a body of water uncoverd for all to see?
--Anthony
If the Dragon Masters are masters of Dragons, why do they have to keep them locked up in cages?
"Alright Kif, let's show these freaks what a bloated, runaway military budget can do"
- jeff_o_rama
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That's the secret of their strength. The dragons that they had locked up were masters of all other dragons. Since the Dragon Masters had had the "master dragons" locked and therefor controlled them, they were able to control all other dragons and be masters of them.Daimyo wrote:If the Dragon Masters are masters of Dragons, why do they have to keep them locked up in cages?
Because he is so wimpy that the people can do persuade him to do anything they want him to; which means that the land is run just how they want it. So, over all, it's a pretty pleasant life for those living in the land of Leo.Valus wrote:How did King Leo become King?