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because he is Leo. He just shaved.

Why are the black falcons always smiling?
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"Why are the black falcons always smiling?"

because they had the last best castle...(legend)



When will the lego company listen to castle fans about what WE want?



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When pigs fly...

Why isn't King LEO king of the LION Knights?

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Because it would be too logical... :twisted:

Why the royal castle is haunted ???
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Why the royal castle is haunted ???
So we can have undead.

Why do swords only come in a couple styles?
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Cause the queen wasted metal with her colour coordinating fettish andthere is now not much metal(plastic)left to build more types.

What makes Dragon Knights all have red hair?
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What makes Dragon Knights all have red hair?
They're all related to Carrot Top. "I had to work all day and now I'm draggin'! (*as the cart with the caged dragon wheels up). Thanks folks, I'll be here all week!"

Why are they called Black Falcons when their main color is blue?
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Because they found that "blue falcon" did not make serious...

Why Valdek is bad ??? :?
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Because he lost his hair!

Why don't Lego trees lose their leaves in the fall?
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Because the townsfolk have no decent rakes...

How come Willa the Witch is grinning like she just ate a tooty fruity?

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Because she thinks she's scarier that way.

What makes the Royal Knights so royal?
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They are one of the few factions with a king.

Why are some ninjas green?
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Because they are lime-flavored.
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Duh. The Crusadees.

How come all the swords have rounded tips? Don't they ever stab?

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No, because ABS is thrust-resistant.
Why does nobody ever die in the LEGO storylines?
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