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Picture Captioning #7

Postby SavaTheAggie » Thu May 06, 2004 5:20 am


Welcome to Picture Captioning here at!

What is picture captioning? Simple! Picture Captioning is when you supply a description, account or dialogue to what is happening in the picture.

The Rules:

Just reply to this post with your caption! It's all in good fun, so try to keep it clean. But! You'll only have about a week to get your caption in!

When posting a caption, please submit captions only, do not comment on other captions.

Please one caption per author.

Good luck!


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Postby Teh Stud » Thu May 06, 2004 5:22 am

These things will never sell....
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Postby Luís » Thu May 06, 2004 5:56 am

King: So, you want to battle?
Rahkshi: Don't kill me, please, reslly, I wanted to be a soldier.
King: Then vanish!
Rahkshi: Yes master, yes.
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Postby Troy T. Moore » Thu May 06, 2004 10:21 am

knight: "I've soiled my armour!"
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Postby erikut » Thu May 06, 2004 12:36 pm

Knigth: come on, wanna peice of me. ill cick your butt come on. hey chiken. (makes chiken sounds)

bionicle kicks the knigth and laughs evil <<muahahahaha>>
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Postby Mr. D » Thu May 06, 2004 12:46 pm

Rahkshi ~ "I can't believe this. What easy pickings!

Knight~ "I was just thinking the same thing"
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Re: Picture Captioning #7

Postby footsteps » Thu May 06, 2004 1:00 pm

Hello... My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father... Prepare to die!
I'm a human BEING, not a human doing!
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and the day you discover why. (Donald Sensing)
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Postby lemon_squeezer2 » Thu May 06, 2004 1:13 pm

Though he was nearly four times larger then his opponent, Rahkshi did not realize his peril until the white knight made his move, jumped forward, and thrusted his sword upwards...
"Bite off more than you can chew, then chew like heck"

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Postby forester3291 » Thu May 06, 2004 1:34 pm

The Knight's running away from a dragon. He looks at the Rahkshi and runs back the way he came.
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Postby James » Thu May 06, 2004 3:00 pm

#ouch# :x no wonder that stung so much coming out... look at the size of that sword!
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Postby Skudmunky » Thu May 06, 2004 4:14 pm

Knight: Ok, Bobby. Todays schedule is as follows: Terrorize and destroy 3 villages of your choice, raid a small castle or holding, and capture 3 fair maidens, no peasants this time! If, and ONLY if these 3 things are completed, you will get dessert. Now, go and have fun and be back in time for dinner!

Yes daddy!

*Rakshi leaves, galloping of into the distance*

Knight (crying): *sniff* He make's me so proud...
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Postby rogue27 » Thu May 06, 2004 5:58 pm

This vision of the future left the poor knight with waking nightmares for weeks to come, for he never believed things could go so wrong in Denmark.
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Postby porschecm2 » Thu May 06, 2004 6:36 pm

<Knight> Meetest we at last. It hast come to mine ears that thou wishest to displace mine position! Thou knave! Wottest not that I have defeated dragons larger than thou? Thou shalt meet thy doom today, oh Bionicle!

<Rahkshi> Pgrrrrr.....

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Postby Formendacil » Thu May 06, 2004 7:56 pm

Knight: "You shall not pass! I am servant of the secret fire, wielder of the bricks of Lego! The dark fire shall not avail you, shadow of Mega! Go back to your canister! You shall not pass!"
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Postby Daimyo » Thu May 06, 2004 11:42 pm

Classic Knight fights Rahkshi.

Rahkshi: What are you bloody doing?
Knight: Fight Me!
Rahkshi lops off knight's sword arm.
Knight: Com'on, it's just a plastic wound!
Rahkshi lops offf other arm and knight dances around, kicking the plastic legs of the Rahkshi. it takes his legs off, then rumbles off.
Knight: Come back! I'll bite your bloody arms off, you yellow-bellied best-lock!
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