Picture Captioning #7

Discussion of Castle Themed stories
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Post by Sir Smittens »

Its times like these that a classic knight wishes that the great sword had been invented sooner.

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Post by lar »

Hmm... I've got something to use as the screwdriver out already, now where did I put that giant wrench?
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Post by gul_avel »

As the dark shadow of the bionicle falls over the brave, stalwart, and aging knight, he thinks to himself, "Curse you players of Brickwars, have you no sense to use discression, to filter out players who enter such monstrosities into the games?"

The Bionicle, pretty much incapable of thought, simply has the theme song from the short lived 80's Saturday morning cartoon "Space High" running over and over in its feeble mind.

Aand d-d-d-dda-da-da-da-dats all folks. :D
There is no such thing as chaos in God's universe, there is only the lack of human understanding; our inability to see how the system works and interacts. --Avery Christy
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Post by Webrain »

Knight: "Maybe you are tall and famous now, I'll be classic forever" :D
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Post by Chancellor Erik »

Rahkshi: Luke, I am your father!
Luke (the knight): Apparently looks don't run in the family...
Remember, when you reach for the stars, they're too far away and its hopeless. And even if you could, that would burn your hand clean off. - Wally, from Scott Adams' "Dilbert"
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Post by Commander Redbeard »

**Knight wakes up** Captain! Captain! I have had a most horrible dream! There were jelly-bean knights and basketball fights, strange flying machines and policemen chase scenes,as well as strange white men on steel horses that flew! But the far worst of all, standing big and tall, was the ugliest dragon to ever take a fall! (I helped with that. Thank the great brick basic swords were still around.) But, **Sniff** Oh Captain my Captain, There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!!!! :wink:
Sitting in a midnight glade
Firelight dancing off burnished blade
A Forestman sits
Wondering about the next day
But after three mugs of ale
Let it bring what it may.
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Post by Sir Terrance »

Knight: "You, you are the one that replaced us. You are the one that LEGO chose to make instead of us. You must be gone."
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Post by moom »

Now hold very still, then we'll see what we can do about your little problem.
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Post by legodude101 »

Knight:I want my mommy!!!

Rahkshi:Wimp!

Knight:So.

Rahkshi:Get a life.

Knight runs away.
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Post by LEGO_KNIGHT »

Rahkshi: Lets face it, kid. You're small and puny. Im big and strong! Hahaha...

Knight: Thats what you think. Well..Im worth more at Bricklink than you'll ever be.
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Post by coyote »

Knight: Oh my God! They killed Technic!
From the off: You ba****ds!
When in doubt empty the magazine.
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Post by Robin Hood »

Rahkshi: Your time is up, prepare to meet your melter.
Knight:Never! Castle shall never die.
Rahkshi: So you think.
Knight: So I know. For I have lasted fifteen years. You will last four. Look, I already see a crack on you.
Rahkshi: What! Where? I....aaaaaaa
I build, therefore I am.

Brave words coming from a guy called grapenuts.
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Post by Rubberchickenknight »

Knight:What are you going to do, hiss at me?
Rakshi:HHHHHIIIIIISSSS!!!!
Knight:You can't intimidate me
Rakshi:HHHHHIIIIIISSSS!!!!
*Knight stabs rakshi on the foot*
Rakshi:OOOh stubbed my toe on a knight
"When you are wrestling for possession of a sword, the man with the handle always wins." - Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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