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Picture Captioning #8

Postby SavaTheAggie » Wed May 26, 2004 9:39 pm


Welcome to Picture Captioning here at!

What is picture captioning? Simple! Picture Captioning is when you supply a description, account or dialogue to what is happening in the picture.

The Rules:

Just reply to this post with your caption! It's all in good fun, so try to keep it clean. But! You'll only have about a week to get your caption in!

When posting a caption, please submit captions only, do not comment on other captions.

Please one caption per author.

Good luck!


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Postby Glencaer » Wed May 26, 2004 9:43 pm

"You'll never catch me copper!"

<Knight stabs cop through heart with joust>
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Postby Chancellor Erik » Wed May 26, 2004 10:06 pm

Police Man: May I see your vehicle registration sir?
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Postby Daimyo » Wed May 26, 2004 10:08 pm

Cop: You're under arrest for driving under the influence.
Falcon: What influence?
Cop: The influence of the Dark Lord, fool!

Next week, see when good Dragons go bad
On knights!
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Postby Sir Smittens » Wed May 26, 2004 10:49 pm

"Look officer...I've had a rough night. I'm on the way to visit my sick grandmother..."

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Postby Brickboy » Wed May 26, 2004 11:02 pm

Falcon: what kind a a horse is that?
Cop:uh................your under arrest for insanity!
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Postby Mr. D » Wed May 26, 2004 11:09 pm

Knight - You are fined 50 gold 10-pieces for speeding, This is LEGOknightland and I'm an officer of the law. May I see your rider's license?
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Postby mdublade » Wed May 26, 2004 11:12 pm

No, you missed the exit for Medieval Times, back 3 blocks. Turn right when you pass Knotsberry Farm....
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Postby Lord_Of_The_LEGO » Wed May 26, 2004 11:26 pm

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Postby rogue27 » Wed May 26, 2004 11:52 pm

I'm sorry, Sir, but I have to issue you a citation for um... making a mess. Next time get a shovel or a horse diaper.
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Re: Picture Captioning #8

Postby footsteps » Thu May 27, 2004 12:28 am

Honest, ocifer... osfer... officer, um... I only had one stein of mead and... and that was with lunch...
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Postby Troy T. Moore » Thu May 27, 2004 12:50 am

Knight, "You want to see my liscence and registration?......rrrrriight....
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Postby Silent Traveller » Thu May 27, 2004 2:19 am

Police Man: Where do you think you are?
Knight: Don't tell me, I am in the future?
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Postby TwoTonic Knight » Thu May 27, 2004 2:48 am

mdublade wrote:No, you missed the exit for Medieval Times, back 3 blocks. Turn right when you pass Knotsberry Farm....

I thought that would be Knottingham Berry Farm...

(my son's 7th grade class is going to Medieval Times next week!)
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Postby Formendacil » Thu May 27, 2004 3:07 am

Knight: "Why did you stop me? I wasn't doing anything illegal."

Police Officer: "Are you aware sir, that your right headlight is dead?" :D

Edit: I fixed the spelling, so that no one thinks the knight is drunk! :D
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