Picture Captioning #8
- Robin Hood
- Knight Templar
- Posts: 2070
- Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 2:35 am
- Location: An empty room.....somewhere.
- Contact:
Knight: You there! Peasent! I need directions to the king's castle.
Cop: Hey buddy, who you calling peasent?
Knight: Silence! You shall not speak to your betters like that!
Cop: Oh, your better than me eh? (he whips out his pistol) How would you like a taste of this?
Knight: I am sorry I can't talk to some of such low rank. (knight leaves)
Cop: Why you! (Pulls out his cell phone) Hey chief, there's a nut over here who is dressed up funny and is riding a horse. Yah. OK. And you better send back up.
Cop: Hey buddy, who you calling peasent?
Knight: Silence! You shall not speak to your betters like that!
Cop: Oh, your better than me eh? (he whips out his pistol) How would you like a taste of this?
Knight: I am sorry I can't talk to some of such low rank. (knight leaves)
Cop: Why you! (Pulls out his cell phone) Hey chief, there's a nut over here who is dressed up funny and is riding a horse. Yah. OK. And you better send back up.
I build, therefore I am.
Brave words coming from a guy called grapenuts.
Brave words coming from a guy called grapenuts.
- forester3291
- Merchant
- Posts: 1397
- Joined: Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:18 pm
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- Laborer
- Posts: 101
- Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 6:38 am
- Location: North Carolina
Sorry Lenny, Captain says we have to stick with regular issue uniforms, transport and weapons.
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- Peasant
- Posts: 60
- Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:55 pm
- Location: Zurich, Switzerland
- Commander Redbeard
- Bailiff
- Posts: 320
- Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:21 am
- Location: Northeastern USA
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, but is that vehicle approved for the road? I believe you need a transport with a normal horn-tone and less exhaust problems.
Sitting in a midnight glade
Firelight dancing off burnished blade
A Forestman sits
Wondering about the next day
But after three mugs of ale
Let it bring what it may.
Firelight dancing off burnished blade
A Forestman sits
Wondering about the next day
But after three mugs of ale
Let it bring what it may.
COP: "Excuse me sir, I hope you know that there is a legal size limit on the length of your blade?"
KNIGHT: "Begone from me you strangely attired vagabond, I am on the King's business. Take your loud steed and return back to whatever foul pit you crawled from or I will have at thee."
COP: "Alright, buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to step down off the horse."
KNIGHT: "Heareth not what I say to you, begone!"
COP: "Listen, you fairy nut, you're comin down off that horse and you're comin with me to the station two ways, one easy and one real easy. You get my drift?"
KNIGHT: "Do you challenge me? By the honor of my lord and..."
COP: "Thats it you fruitcake!"
*sprays pepper spray in his face*
KNIGHT: "Begone from me you strangely attired vagabond, I am on the King's business. Take your loud steed and return back to whatever foul pit you crawled from or I will have at thee."
COP: "Alright, buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to step down off the horse."
KNIGHT: "Heareth not what I say to you, begone!"
COP: "Listen, you fairy nut, you're comin down off that horse and you're comin with me to the station two ways, one easy and one real easy. You get my drift?"
KNIGHT: "Do you challenge me? By the honor of my lord and..."
COP: "Thats it you fruitcake!"
*sprays pepper spray in his face*
There is no such thing as chaos in God's universe, there is only the lack of human understanding; our inability to see how the system works and interacts. --Avery Christy
cop: So, we've finally caught Shergar's kidnapper, red handed.
Bf: I was framed!
Bf: I was framed!
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- Sir Terrance
- Councilor
- Posts: 1149
- Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:07 am
- Location: Alberta, Canada
- Contact:
Cop: "You have unauthorized permission to wield such weapons. I'm afriad I will have to arrest you."
Knight: "What?!? Come on, it's only plastic..."
Knight: "What?!? Come on, it's only plastic..."
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