Picture Captioning #8

by **Robin Hood** » Wed May 26, 2004 10:49 pm

Knight: You there! Peasent! I need directions to the king's castle.
Cop: Hey buddy, who you calling peasent?
Knight: Silence! You shall not speak to your betters like that!
Cop: Oh, your better than me eh? (he whips out his pistol) How would you like a taste of this?
Knight: I am sorry I can't talk to some of such low rank. (knight leaves)
Cop: Why you! (Pulls out his cell phone) Hey chief, there's a nut over here who is dressed up funny and is riding a horse. Yah. OK. And you better send back up.

by **forester3291** » Wed May 26, 2004 10:52 pm

Cop: "Next time watch where you point that lance. You could poke someone's eye out or have thier tire blown out"

by **Qwuff** » Thu May 27, 2004 12:06 am

Policeman: Can I help you?

Knight: Yes, have you seen my classic-grey? It's gone missing, I'm afraid.

by **Jojo** » Thu May 27, 2004 7:11 am

You totally don't look like a Black Falcon, Sir. May I have a look on your shield-licence? Get off your horse, hand on its back, legs apart, please.

by **erikut** » Thu May 27, 2004 7:30 am

-now remember to next time "don´t drink and ride" ok

by **The Brick Rat** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:09 am

Police Officer: "Ya know, if gasoline prices go any higher, I'm making the switch too."

Ken

Website · by **Tedward** » Thu May 27, 2004 11:30 am

Sorry Lenny, Captain says we have to stick with regular issue uniforms, transport and weapons.

by **legodude101** » Sat May 29, 2004 5:54 am

cop:You are violating law-111 for driving to slow.

knight:come on.

by **Commander Redbeard** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:15 am

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, but is that vehicle approved for the road? I believe you need a transport with a normal horn-tone and less exhaust problems.

by **moom** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:46 pm

Police Officer: "Highway Code clearly states that protruding objects should be marked with a red flag."

by **gul_avel** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:00 pm

COP: "Excuse me sir, I hope you know that there is a legal size limit on the length of your blade?"

KNIGHT: "Begone from me you strangely attired vagabond, I am on the King's business. Take your loud steed and return back to whatever foul pit you crawled from or I will have at thee."

COP: "Alright, buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to step down off the horse."

KNIGHT: "Heareth not what I say to you, begone!"

COP: "Listen, you fairy nut, you're comin down off that horse and you're comin with me to the station two ways, one easy and one real easy. You get my drift?"

KNIGHT: "Do you challenge me? By the honor of my lord and..."

COP: "Thats it you fruitcake!"

*sprays pepper spray in his face*

by **Green Fox** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 11:01 am

cop: So, we've finally caught Shergar's kidnapper, red handed.
Bf: I was framed!

by **LONGBOW** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:52 pm

falcon:stupid cops you're just vandals in uniforms
cop:I'll get you now Zaphod Beeblebrox!

by **LONGBOW** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:56 pm

cops are actualy bad I'll tell you a story

The cops came into the santa cruz archery ranges indoor range and shot paintballs in every direction,they wrecked everything.There was a club scrapbook from ever since 1950 that had paintballs all over it

yes I know this is off-topic

by **Sir Terrance** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:50 pm

Cop: "You have unauthorized permission to wield such weapons. I'm afriad I will have to arrest you."

Knight: "What?!? Come on, it's only plastic..."

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