Who Would Win... Skellies, Dwarfs, Crownies, or Orcs?

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Who Would Win... Skellies, Dwarfs, Crownies, or Orcs?

Skellies
11
10%
Dwarfs
30
27%
Crownies
48
43%
Orcs
22
20%
 
Total votes: 111

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Who Would Win... Skellies, Dwarfs, Crownies, or Orcs?

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Who Would Win... Skellies, Dwarfs, Crownies, or Orcs?

Here are some areas to consider:
-The Crownies and Dwarfs are allied, they have the same head and torso.
-The Skellies can use dark magic and spells.
-The Orcs have many different seige weapons.
-The Dwarfs and Orcs both don't have real castles, just some kind of temporary shelter/base.
-The Skellies have harnessed two dragons, and the Crownies have one.
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This is not about Lego sets but more about possible story lines. I'm moving it to the Stories forum.

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The Crown Knights would win because they have allies! Espeshily the with new Elf sets coming out soon! :D
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The Dwarves would obviously win. Not that I have any biases or anything. :P
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Dwarves RULE Crownies and trolls are okay and skellies just right out suck hence I voted for Dwarves
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Post by Matt BeDar »

Dwarves all the way dude!!! Dwarves would PWN every else!! The skellies are all just sacks of bones, the orcs are all idiots, and the crownies would just sit back and let the dwarves do all the killing. Dwarves PWN all contenders!!
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Yesh, dwarves WOULD win. Their mine defender has wood choppers on it, so they could slice 'n' dice the wooden Orc carts. Ouch!
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Post by MaceyWindu »

It's really simple. The Dwarves would win because the Crownies, Skellies, Orcies, and whatever other -ies there are would only be able to stand there, mouths agape at the amazing, awesome, terrific, stupendousness of the Dwarves until the Dwarves managed to chop off all their heads. :D See it's very simple :lol:.
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A surprising number of votes for the Dwarfs. To be honest I've always seen them as a sub-faction supporting the Crownies, basically the industrial strength behind the Crownie military.

I voted for Orcs myself, because I love how an unorganized bunch they are that can just mess everything up when two more strategic forces meet (even though we've agreed skellies are boneheads, in my mind the Necromancer is a strategic genius with perfect control over his dumb troops that will follow his orders even into their own death.

On the other hand the Crownies are an organized and disciplined military force. Well trained soldiers that follow orders and fight ferociously, yet co-ordinated. They also fight for a cause. They have a castle, a maiden, a reputation, and an industry (the dwarfs) to defend. Not that the Dwarfs can't take care of themselves by the way, don't get me wrong.

Then out of nowhere a bunch of rogue orcs storm in and die but take a few guys with them and leave everyone else confused :D gotta love that! "If orc not win, no one win."
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Humans alway triumph over the demonic forces of evil
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Don't stop believing in the Dwarves walking down the bouleverd, in the night!!!!! :D
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The dwarves still PWN all. There is no way the crownie kingdom could function without the resources the dwarves give them. One down, two to go.

Orcs? No problem! The dwarves simply use their advanced catapult and run them over.

Skellies? What a bunch of boneheads! Dwarves just poke them and skellies fall apart!

Dragons? Dwraves handle worse on a daily basis! They always have to chase off the newest demon that pops up in the mines.

As for the dwarves not having a fortress, their fortress is a freakin' mountain! One way in and once you're in, you're surrounded by a whole army of angry dwarves with big sharp axes.
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I voted for the orcs. We live only for war. :wink:
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I voted for the strong dwarfs of the mountains. they rule in strength
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Post by Shiro_Tchai »

Dwarves because

A) they look super awesome [ yes i know, OT]

B) They have superior strength and can always fall back to mountain passages.
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