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what army will the elves fight

wolves
3
5%
evil men
17
29%
wraiths
7
12%
ura kie
7
12%
or other option (please post below)
24
41%
 
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what will they fight

Post by Ben the lego king »

hi every one. there has been alot of talk about elves in lego next year so I had a inqwery. do you know what they will fight. there has to be a evil army to fight them. please post your thoghts here
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This thread is complete speculation and belongs in the Dear LEGO forum. I will move it there.

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A bunch of poll options all lifted directly from LOTR. Yes, I'm sure Lego will be making Uruk Hai come 2009 :roll:
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They'll be usurping the lands from the Good King of the Mushroom people and his Queen Fungi. The Knights of the Spore will defend the rotting logs at all costs! :wink:
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Cookie Recipe Thieves. I think the elves will live in treehouses, dress in bright cartoonish clothes, and bake cookies. Their ruling family will be the Keeblers. They will fight the evil pirate corporate cookie conglomerate (ironically called the CCC), which sends in ninjas to steal the Keebler recipes.

This will enable Lego to reinstate the Pirate line and the Ninja line, while catering to the Elvish cookie fans. And the line can be licensed too!

I have no idea why this wasn't a poll option. :?

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Thanks for the opportunity to vent my feelings about the rampant elvish speculations.

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Post by FirebenderDude2 »

They will be fighting... THEMSELVES! They all have a mental disorder that makes it seem like they have a second personality that is the opposite of theirs and they all go crazy and DIE.

EDIT: Or maybe... [deepprofessorvoice]If we are to believe Josh, then I think it will be Tolkien-like Elves that take over Keebler and poison the cookies. NOBODY EAT KEEBLER! *spasms and dies*[/deepprofessorvoice]
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Post by DARKspawn »

Actually I have it on good authority that they will be battling the ultimate enemy of elves everywhere, known to elves as "The Old Evil," we know him as ... Father Christmas!

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Post by Tower of Iron Will »

I did not pick "Uruk Hai" because LEGO would not make a new faction of these when the normal Orc line is not done yet. The Elves would be set against the Orcs or noone at all.
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it's going to be lizardmen. :wink:
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I would just as soon have them pick up the battle against this years trolls. That way I can get a bigger troll army.
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Elves don't fight, they hug trees. ;)
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sir dano wrote:Elves don't fight, they hug trees. ;)
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Post by MaceyWindu »

JoshWedin wrote:Cookie Recipe Thieves. I think the elves will live in treehouses, dress in bright cartoonish clothes, and bake cookies. Their ruling family will be the Keeblers. They will fight the evil pirate corporate cookie conglomerate (ironically called the CCC), which sends in ninjas to steal the Keebler recipes.

This will enable Lego to reinstate the Pirate line and the Ninja line, while catering to the Elvish cookie fans. And the line can be licensed too!

I have no idea why this wasn't a poll option. :?

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Thanks for the opportunity to vent my feelings about the rampant elvish speculations.

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Ah, but you forgot that the cookie recipe thieves will be led by Plankton. I mean if there's a secret recipe he's gotta steal it right? This will also allow LEGO to connect the Spongebob and Castle lines while bringing back both Pirates and Ninja. And Spongebob isn't fleshie so they'll mix seamlessly with the Castle figs. It's LEGO's greatest marketing strategy ever!

But seriously, I think LEGO will just continue with the Trolls.
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I think the elves should fight wraiths. That way The Atlantis teams could have time to focus while they battle the replicators. Or Republicans who are constantly using their lifestyle choice as a way to distract the peasants while a war with the trolls goes unoticed. Hmmm, I need to quit watching tv...

Seriously, it'll just be another faction that fights whomever invades their territory.
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Post by castlebuilder100 »

psst it's Uruk-Hai :wink: .
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