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Postby Brickboy » Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:19 pm

Sir Bruce looks at one of the marvels of nature. The ant hill!
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good times
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Postby The Brick Rat » Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:41 am

*&#^@! That's the last time I hire Hobbits to build anything!
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Postby Legolas » Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:09 am

Knight- "Is it just me or is this castle getting smaller ?"

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Postby Ramus » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:39 am

I thought there was something a little strange abouth that cake.

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Postby legodude101 » Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:43 pm

Knight:Help i'm not feeling very well get me out i'm melting. I think i might have a shortage on money oh wait i bought a shirt with it.

Merlin:Idiot.
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Postby Darth Duck » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:06 pm

It was at that point the giant realized he'd just stepped on his future father-in-law...
A man walks into a bar....

OUCH!
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Postby Robin Hood » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:10 pm

As the knight walked around the tiny castle, it occured to him that maybe the wizard's spell had had an effect after all. But then he noticed that all the little soilders were just ants, phew!
Knight: Remind me never to squash an ant. With this building abillity, they might kill me.
I build, therefore I am.

Brave words coming from a guy called grapenuts.
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Re: Picture Captioning #9

Postby footsteps » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:20 pm

Too late, Brave Sir Robin realized his error... when he had sketched out on the ground the castle he wanted built, he did not specify to the builders that it was only a scale drawing and not actual size.
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Postby Barbapple » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:05 pm

Knight: *Sighs* I'm just a mini-fig man, stuck in a micro-fig world..."
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Postby Silent Traveller » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:00 pm

"Castles are not anymore what they used to be..."
Silence is golden
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Postby coyote » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:22 am

The commercial didn't say anything about the actual size of the do-it-yourself castle ...
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Postby Dragon Master » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:28 am

You see, obesity was a problem then too.
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Postby Formendacil » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:38 pm

You could tell that there was a problem when they substituted Lego figs for rats in the maze.
Because everyone needs another LEGO blog to follow:
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Postby Mr. D » Sat Jun 26, 2004 6:58 am

...But the TV commercial said that Atkins would help me control my waist size! Look at me now...
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Postby Cow1302 » Sun Jun 27, 2004 3:25 pm

I swear it looked bigger in the catalogue...
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